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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №368
 20.12.2007
Conversation with wife:

Jane is
Why don’t you swim in the bathroom?

Max is
O_O

Max is
and ought?

Jane is
Just interesting though. Are you scared or why?

Max is
i.e., the fact that I do not ride skiing, skating, skating, boarding and large and generally looking sitting-leaning lifestyle does not pose questions? Yes, everything is clear here. Ignoring this is suspicious!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №367
 20.12.2007
Iwan
I sit down from the monitor.
... in the intricacies of the rhythm of the beggars...
He smiles...

Temcha
As far as I have noticed...
The banal rhythm is hockey.
The brain is not stressed.

Probably a deep meaning.
It replaces the rhythm easily.
It breaks out...

ZL[]RD
Whoever sees the meaning of these lines...
I smoked more than I did.
Let go...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №366
 20.12.2007
* MorMot (~mrt@88.205.210.111) entered the channel #linux
>MorMot< and
I’ve gotten upset... I don’t know how to ask... help me.
>Anthony< no one has ever come to fuck with such problems

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №365
 20.12.2007
Tomorrow I will take a picture of the garage.
We cleaned it for 4 days.
yyy: *WALL* naH??? )
I haven't seen him so clean for 10 years.
Yyy: *ROFL * battu?
You are the fourth person who asks this.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №364
 20.12.2007
She
I want a virgin.

She
! to! to

She
Find me him.

He is
Why do you, poor man? = = )

She
When this child looks at you with such an admirable look, such a moral satisfaction))))))))))

He is
FUNAHUY

He is
This passion tells me.

He is
I cannot lose work.

He is
I imagine a poor boy looking at me whom I am about to deprive of my virginity.

She
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

She
She has a sick fantasy.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №363
 20.12.2007
NakotaTM: lost a student hundred years ago already

Sfeno: And what?

NakotaTM: recently wanted to restore and learned what to restore 1000 p

Spheno: Figase

NakotaTM: with money now stress (because I am temporarily unemployed)

NakotaTM: Well I decided to do a genius thing)))
Sfeno: What is it?

NakotaTM: by the way, from this weekend entry without a cold is prohibited.

NakotaTM: Joined a former college fellow. She is currently in computer science and is sitting in training. I took her a clean blank of cold. I went to the shops where I worked, by acquaintances. It had to be printed and filled. This type of makeup should work. The same look, but the content is different.

NakotaTM: in general, if you now judge by my student, I am studying in Eldorado", extends the studak to me "Expert", and the photo was assured by Jon, and the dean of us - Marina from Credit Europe Bank)))
and Sfeno:

NakotaTM: in general, don’t give god the men to get with this student

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №362
 20.12.2007
The call of an engineer (he was on the challenge)

But what to do??? I have no address, no address.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №361
 20.12.2007
I’m weaker when I see beer.
I am afraid that a little girl will come, bring a box of beer and say... that if I agree to marry her, my beer... =(

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №360
 20.12.2007
xxx: I can't today, my grandfather will have a clan collection.
Which clan?! to
XXX: He has a family.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №359
 20.12.2007
Even though I have not seen anything in my mouth...

It is O_O

It is: NYU

How do you react like that...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №358
 20.12.2007
We decided with a friend to buy an indoor with a Vietnamese balsam star. A drug addict such a device, but from a cold helps. Dialogue in the pharmacy:
We have the last one left.
The other: surely?
A: No, there is another one, but a ruble more expensive.
D: What is the difference between them?
P (I wanted to say they are from different parties): and they have different arrivals...
We slipped under the shelf.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №357
 20.12.2007
I have something to say, thank God. He did a good job creating my body...I have a beautiful chest, thin waist, good, his mother, his back...BUT WHAT FALL I ask you he took before taking my face?! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №356
 20.12.2007
The One (Onet)
Today, the melody is stuck, I can't get rid of it, I'm walking and singing all day.
by DooM81
Sometimes, what is that song?
The One (Onet)
Student girl sweet candy
A sweet voice.
I can’t remember the words, I’m getting a shit in my head.
DooM81: in the ass of hair :)
The One (Onet)
You’re in your head, you’re already the third.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №355
 20.12.2007
Heavyweight (18:35:08 19/12/2007)
The Blue
Heavenly (18:35:20 19/12/2007)
Potatoes
Xantys (18:35:28 19/12/2007)
? to
Xantys (18:35:35 19/12/2007)
Forgot to buy?
Heavenly (18:35:48 19/12/2007)
I forgot to dig.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №354
 20.12.2007
and Sameone:
You understand that it is time to tie up when you are told something in reality, and in your head a thought, maybe the window is wrong... :-/

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №353
 20.12.2007
Tariffs of a local network:

The Unlimited Turtle
The Unlimited Rabbit
Unlimited “Gepard”

Increased channel speed

by Bezlim. “The Pumped Turtle”
by Bezlim. “The Pumped Rabbit”
by Bezlim. “Pumped Gepard”

I don’t smoke to invent such names.
I am looking forward to the new tariffs.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №352
 20.12.2007
She’s not afraid of you? 😉

Antony: I’m already my own in the board and in the bush

ZabeY: here’s what I’m talking about: your brow in her board))))

Close up your sponge! I’m putting my tail into another hole!

ZabeY: Guy, get in touch with the engineer!!))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №351
 20.12.2007
Cannabis: Are you studying at the school?
Heart Attack: No Point
Cannabis: why not?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №350
 20.12.2007
Nikolai Nikolaevich (23:07:33 15/12/2007)
Lan, I went to sleep.

cska unity (23:07:48 15/12/2007)
Give it

Nikolai Nikolaevich (01:39:46 16/12/2007)
Go to bed, fuck the internet.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №349
 20.12.2007
It burned stupidly. I checked whether the milk had shed, heated in a spoonful, the wife came in, I needed to see her eyes.

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