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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №348
 20.12.2007
Mr. XY: Would you fuck Harry Potter?
Frank-Dreben: No, I don’t want it anymore
Mr. XY: So what you want.
Frank-Dreben: And with which part?
Mr. XY: With the Jope
Frank Little: Harry Potter and the Ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Fire Ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the Ass
Frank-Dreben: and the narrow ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Philosophical Ass
Little Frank: Enough is enough
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Ass of the Azkaban
Frank-Dreben: The Secret Cone :D
Frank-Dreben: The Room
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Secret Ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Half-Jack Prince
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Order of the Ass
Frank-Dreben: Oleg was busy :D
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Ass of the Order
Frank-Dreben: touched the fucking shit :D
Mr_XY: the ass of potter and fucking
Mr_XY: ass ass and ass
Mr. XY: Harry's Ass Part 7
Mr. XY: The Furious Ass of Potter
Mr. XY: Harry kisses Potter's ass
Mr_XY: Harry's ass kisses Potter in his ass
Frank-Dreben: The Fucks Seventh Part of Harry Potter
Mr. XY: Harry's seventh ass kisses Potter's eighth ass
Mr. XY: Harry Potter and the Little Ass
Frank-Dreben as Plotter
Mr_XY: The Glitter
Mr. XY: Harry Glatter gives up his ass
Frank-Dreben has begun
Mr_XY: The ass refuses to swallow potter
Frank-Dreben: How is it going?
Mr. XY is OK

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №347
 20.12.2007
<mmb> I would rather die than go to heaven!
<rex> more than that, you will do just that.
<mmb> fucking bad...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №346
 20.12.2007
What makes Warcraft 2 better than the old one?
Eiden: complete balance in all stages of development
Eiden: if both are orcs, of course

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №345
 20.12.2007
Ksenia Karyagina (09:31 PM) :
Tagged: lighting
The Dark 33 (09:31 PM) :
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhby 11
The Dark 33 (09:31 PM) :
Turn off the lights first!!!! to

Ksenia Karyakina (09:34 PM) :
Blessed
The Dark 33 (09:35 PM) :
Do you have a new hair?
Ksenia Karyagina (09:35 PM) :
Yes Yes

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №344
 20.12.2007
The classmate of the day burned: "I was in the nightclub on Saturday, there was advertising for a pubic epilator... And I am standing and thinking - why is it for me, I don't have hair on my forehead!"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №343
 20.12.2007
Laura (03:30 PM) :
All the senses with time pass even the strongest.
Nehandemenfea (03:31 PM) :
mmm
Nehandemenfea (03:31 PM) :
its
by Laura (03:31 PM) :
Yes and Yes!!! Believe me 😉
Nehandemenfea (03:31 PM) :
The feeling of having to get rid of does not pass with time.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №342
 20.12.2007
Kilimanjaro 23
Good people, download a couple or three (each) websites to find answers to tickets (QUESTIONS) on topics. by Ekon. Theory and Homeland History!! Session soon and I didn’t do Ho@!

Faust the Pearl Snake
As soon as you correct all the errors in the phrase combination: "Economy. Theory and Homeland History", any search engine will send you a mountain of results

Kilimanjaro 23
You always ask for help, and there is only criticism. How are you not ashamed?

Spotting balls
The strongest and smartest survive. You go to the army...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №341
 20.12.2007
XXX is
university - you want to know how to code - learn yourself is called) and we will fuck you for that so that you can learn better)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №340
 20.12.2007
This dress was bought by my parents on our first wedding night.
Tagged: overall beauty
Tanyuška: And I got it slowly gathered, all the dishes, pillows
TimurKo: I hear something wrong here, I need to remove it...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №339
 20.12.2007
Girlfriend (P): Hi, as the deeds
I: fucking, men are eternal babies (
P: What is it
I: go with my wedding rings to choose
A: This is a class.
I: Listen to me!! to
Before us there was a mother with a child ring picked and the child left a toy machine, so my while I watched the ring scratched this machine and stands playing with it
(A) and 😉
I am not fucking fucking.
he oral to the fairy store ya shoferko
(P): It was calculated by any basha))
I have even made a discount (

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №338
 20.12.2007
Is there a charge for Nokia?
He: what is thin, thick, long?
She: thick and long leave with you, I need a thin toucher...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №337
 20.12.2007
O + O
The cat scratched me, I wanted to put him on my front legs like a puppet, and he scratched my neck.

dDanTM
I'll bring you face paint tomorrow.))) The nose fucking you red

dDanTM
I think the cat will understand that you are a puppet and will not scratch.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №336
 20.12.2007
XHHH: Shake in the bathroom read "The body gel containing the soul" o_O
The sky of Satan is working)
You still have to buy a shampoo with brain content.

c) Scolopendromorfia

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №335
 20.12.2007
Someone
I am going to be 29 :)

by Vlad
Under the hood?

Someone
B is % :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №334
 20.12.2007
After you brought me Xushu, the machine is only AK!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №333
 20.12.2007
zzz: I know who are the cyber-goths... and who are the cyber-goths?? to
Xxx is electric :)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №332
 20.12.2007
Ilya
I’m not serious, I have a problem with humor.
Ilya
I do not like KVN, comedy clubs and so on.
Top Soul
With 4 channels of porn.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №331
 20.12.2007
TRIB@k :
Now I’m asking you to finish what I’ve written before, now I look at:
I couldn’t write that, but I got into it :(

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №330
 20.12.2007
<M> and the game is Hitman to whom?
<Alard> The game was with me, but after my wife saw that I was hiding the body in the toilet...in short, there were a lot of tears, I had to throw out the game))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №329
 20.12.2007
Andrey (14:28:19 18/12/2007)
Announcement: I will give the CPC for a mine


Katr1Na (14:45:09 18/12/2007)
Where did I read?

Andrey (14:58:36 18/12/2007)
Why are you interested?)

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