Based on an old joke:

Oil is cheaper, the ruble is falling, there is not enough money in the budget for next year.
Does this mean that Sechin, Yakunin and others will steal less?
No, that means you and I will eat less.

Roks: Here I read the news "In Moscow condemned ten false extremists"
Do we have an article forbidding magic, or did the investigators find that their magic was not real?
Ludmila: It is obvious that the fraudsters were arrested: they could not even foresee or prevent their own arrest.

xxx: Customers say, very bad instructions, incomprehensible
thx: "Here - written " Press the Enter key". And that it should be released afterwards is not said anywhere".