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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №388
 20.12.2007
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No, it is necessary to stop playing in the line when you are nervously walking around the store and waiting for white bread.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №387
 20.12.2007
MatFuck: You hear that Windows betrayed! He, sending the error report, made a mistake and offered to send the error report when sending the error report.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №386
 20.12.2007
Sheff: There was a joke - it was boring to play alone in Mortal Kombat - I persuaded my wife, gave her an uncomfortable part of the keyboard - no matter, I say, you get used to it again, and it is difficult for me to re-learn. Well, I did it once, well two, well five. And it is all. Further
She soaked me in any form in two minutes. Well still would. How to get to its 500 characters per minute by the ten-finger blind method...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №385
 20.12.2007
Call to Tech Support:
Admin: Do you have...?
I am standing!
I am about the router.
I: And he too!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №384
 20.12.2007
Those who solve the problems of delaying the reaction of coli with menthol with the help of vaseline and other means.

The tablet is tired with a thread that clamps between the lid and the throat so that the lid hides the tablet. The cover is twisted, clamping the thread. A piece of thread is cut off. When opened, the pill falls into the bottle and the reaction always starts at the right time.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №383
 20.12.2007
What is a hectare equal to?
Thread: 1024 MB
What about an ordinary hectare?
YYY :? *Usage and use on Wikipedia*

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №382
 20.12.2007
You have to go under the barrel 😉
Is he sleeping behind the toilet? OOO

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №381
 20.12.2007
Sophia (13:58:38 16/12/2007)
Electricity has eaten

Sophia (13:59:03 16/12/2007)
At the Bazaar my mom pulled

Sophia (13:59:11 16/12/2007)
not sleeping

VoRoN@ (14:00:07 16/12/2007)
You have to write hockey.)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №380
 20.12.2007
The tongue under the shit.
We now have a mining office.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №379
 20.12.2007
Sveta : Listen, and why do newcomers start on board the catch?
When the ass is wet.
Are you wet of snow or of fear?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №378
 20.12.2007
You are added
Blonde Blonde
Hi, what is your name?
Blonde Blonde
Are you Dennis?
Blonde Blonde
Allo
Flying
Hello to Dasha!
No, I am not Denis.
My name is Jenny.
I am 21 years old and I am a student of the fifth year of the Faculty of Applied Mathematics and Physics.
If you don’t want to discuss the aspects of parsing XML, developing web services on ASP.NET and creating landscapes in fractal generators now, then we’re unlikely to find a common language.

Blonde Blonde
How boring you are, Jenny! I was actually looking for a friend, but I probably didn't find it...Sorry for the worry!

Blonde Blonde
So far

Flying
Farewell to my fifteen year old.
In the slumber of an abandoned half-station, in the dark shadows of the NKVD, on the desert street of midnight Luberc – everywhere my soul will be heated by the memories of the glorious and warm moments of our friendly communication.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №377
 20.12.2007
What is more difficult: to choose from dirty socks - clean? Or just a couple?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №376
 20.12.2007
A friend over the girl joked.The elevator at his home is a little brake-after pressing the floor button he brakes a couple of seconds.Well he at her after pressing the button pronounces his name and the elevator naturally touches.She is extremely surprised, but the type does not look, silent.
After a couple of months she comes home to him and cries: I am tired of constantly pronouncing your name, what the modern elevators went for... :D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №375
 20.12.2007
Tiger (21:40:03 16/12/2007)
Two words and ignorance.

Tiger (21:40:13 16/12/2007)
The 6th is the last.

by YAHOO (21:40:43 16/12/2007)
Do not send a petition!! to

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №374
 20.12.2007
Nick: Lie diagonally on the bed and I scream HYPOTENOUSE!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №373
 20.12.2007
LEX: Today we were called and said: "and you can order your specialists", then a break - "not better to invite if we order them after..."

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №372
 20.12.2007
N0rdIC: The Writer
I have a fire at home.
Hamster: Is it at home?
N0rdIC: well, near the fence of the churks built a tent with fruits and it is burning
Tagged with: fucking
Mother carries the cat to watch the fire :D

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №371
 20.12.2007
TIGRA
You just may not have been told or ch, but the girl is invited to date for her personal qualities, not for the presence of wi fi on her buck.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №370
 20.12.2007
The real shit is when you learn about President Medvedev from quotes from Bash...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? to
YYY: The bears???? to
I am a stupid fucking...
I missed the election.
YYY : :(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №369
 20.12.2007
The wall was laid in 2008
Almost eight finished when the programmers came and offered to put 2008 in a binary system. Lack of space... While they thought they would come up with a odmin, scratched everything and laid out 7d8

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