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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13147
 20.12.2008
On December 9, the demonstration of the series Doctor House was interrupted for the direct appeal of the Prime Minister to the Ukrainian people. Yulia Tymoshenko, with a heavy breath, called on all of us to trust her government, which makes important and responsible decisions. After that, the series was turned on again, and Dr. House’s first phrase was, “Schizophrenians are also able to make decisions.” And everyone understood that he was indeed a great diagnosis.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13146
 20.12.2008
Do you want sex?
She: Oh sorry, not there ?
She: While you wait...
Do you want sex?
he is :o)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №13145
 20.12.2008
Men are like that... You’ll get angry with them, so then you have to explain to them what you’ve been offended with!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13144
 20.12.2008
What are you afraid of, dear uncles, before the wedding?

Division of property and alimony. Plus, the girl is a caviar, and the wife traditionally disconnects the appearance control function and enables the pylorama mode and the money spending control function. and ;)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13143
 20.12.2008
The President of Ukraine:
Mr the President,
In ancient Rome, the prosecutor was removed from his skin and made a chair, and the next prosecutor, sitting on that chair, knew that if he stole, the next chair would be from him. Please answer how many chairs and armor will come out with you and all of the Verkhovna Rada, Judges.? to

The Romans were wise. :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13142
 20.12.2008
Comrade who cries out loudly about car owners who do not allow pedestrians, etc.
In our big country there are still places, besides Moscow, where your mosque will break out of surprise, namely in the Tyumen region. Once there in the guests, I approached the bustling road in the city and by habit began to wait for me to slip through to the other side. The cars stood up, on both sides. Three days before I got used to it.
P.S Tyumen is in Siberia, very decent from Novogireevo to the side of the area.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13141
 20.12.2008
I came from the army.
I can’t do it anymore, but when I read these two missed years...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13140
 20.12.2008
Andrew Astha: Fuck my back
I guess you are a girl...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13139
 20.12.2008
I lived a week as a normal person, not as an antisocial person. I got up until 12, did business, had fun communicating with friends, cooked, painted, cleaned up, laughed a lot.
How do you live in such stress?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13138
 20.12.2008
and Foma:
This girl is very strange!
But her strange behavior tells you she wants you!! to

and also - for the sake of achieving her goals, she is quite deceptive, blackening little-known people before their friends.

Little friend :
She wants family and children, and if she plays it, she may give it to the ass.)))

and Foma:
How did you get what you want a family?? to

Little friend :
I got a little into her soul.)

Foma
I’m going to get in my ass too, my friend ?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13137
 20.12.2008
X: Citizen, do you say, are you for the Red, Orange or Blue?
Y: And I’m a Batenka, I’m a daltonic. As for me, it’s all a gray shit!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №13136
 20.12.2008
There is no politics in Bashe, they arranged, they blatant, the Maidan!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13135
 20.12.2008
Swedish (19:20:04 17/12/2008)
here here?

Barsik (19:20:23 17/12/2008)
No is

Swedish (19:20:38 17/12/2008)
This shit was so crazy! A call to the home phone, I raise the phone yes, and I am in response to an eaten body, call back I have little money! Puppy LOL

Barsik (19:20:57 17/12/2008)
OO

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13134
 20.12.2008
<111> He-he... The Apocalypse is over.
<111> The manager of the dining room came to me.
<111> and asks:
<111> - Are you a computer scientist?
<111> I am: - Yes
<111> - Listen, we have a microwave barrel...
<111> O_O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13133
 20.12.2008
I love the morning meetings :)
The hardly pronounced name of the secretary of the customer Gulfyrus at the meeting was first muted into Suholoz, and eventually into Huiprasyshi.

"Likewise, Mrs. Huiprasys should send a letter..."

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