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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №40549
 20.12.2010
At the exam, a groupman sits next to him and writes something very quickly.
I’m in a hurry, 40 minutes until the end.
He: you need to quickly give up the job before our grandfather dies, or they will put us that fool from the department - she will not have a ball!

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40548
 20.12.2010
Goodzon - 13:45:22 - Anya
Goodzon - 13:45:53 - you can send me questions on the mail and a statement on the scam on which we have a check or exam

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №40547
 20.12.2010
I: You broke my heart
Lena: Dime, well I'm really busy, I have a closing of the decade today.
I: It is not smoke. I found the phone next to the body in the toilet. Let’s get to know? )
% of genius

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №40546
 20.12.2010
Yesterday evening I was almost a rabbit, putting a lamp under the cap and seeing the two eyes carefully looking at me.
The cat is hot =)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40545
 20.12.2010
That’s what the lady asks me.)
Was there disappearance?
I say no.
Have there been abortions?
No is
Have you been pregnant?
No is
I am angry with her again:
No is
It doesn’t matter: was there a birth?
She surprised me so much: why?
And I was so quick. ?
Then he asks:
Are you protected?
I say yes.
- and she with such a victorious cry: and that's why there was no birth!!!! to
Wonderful doctor... I finished.)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №40544
 20.12.2010
The neighbor is preparing to take the exam at the GIBDD, screams are heard from the room "squeeze all, I’m going first" and "and you don’t fuck me, shit tractor right", I’m scared Ooh

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40543
 20.12.2010
If you lost a Sony player today, December 20, 2010, in the city of Reutov on the platform - get one six one 9 4 7 8 eight one.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №40542
 20.12.2010
The new millennium makes sense!
We go with a friend through the neighboring yard.
Watch the snow stands.
xxx: only instead of the usual head with carrots and other accessories, he has an old monitor.
The Snowman of the Future, Fuck

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40541
 20.12.2010
With the onset of the dark time of day, adult uncles and aunts turn into zombies and ride from the mountains on sandwiches, slopes or just on pop...respect them.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №40540
 20.12.2010
XXX is
My taxi driver fell asleep.

YYYY
Do you write from heaven or hell?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40539
 20.12.2010
I also try to lose weight - even the trainer bought :)))
I want to hang my towel :)))))))))
No, he’s hanging his pants for weight loss :)

[ + 83 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40538
 20.12.2010
My wife told my family story. My father is going to go and dress up. A cat came into the hallway and collapsed, trying to take as much space on the floor as possible. The father raises his foot and asks loudly, “What will happen if I attack you now?” Kosharar raises his eyes to him and answers: "Umrru".

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №40537
 20.12.2010
XXX is fucking
XXX: I had a claw in my claw.
HH: I almost got upset.

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40536
 20.12.2010
What do you think about sex in three?
and negative. The gut is thin.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №40535
 20.12.2010
I don't know why the font is bigger and how to make a small size.Can you and the bigger breasts rejoice?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №40534
 20.12.2010
Dear Alexander D., the owner of a Mercedes, we draw your attention to the fact that your wife is often conducting spiritual conversations, conversations with a curly Moldovan of small height Vasily, a rather strange interlocutor chosen by a married woman!

Signed by: Neighbors

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40533
 20.12.2010
In fact, it was enough to give Adam breasts and allow it to multiply by division.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №40532
 20.12.2010
Is it always when you go on an important date, when you have a bath and dressed with a needle, then before you go out you definitely want to joke?

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40531
 20.12.2010
Nastya> Hello!
Nashville> Hi
Nastya> Are you also called Nastya?
NastiaBlonda> how did you know and you???))
Nastya> And I am your tease.
NastiaBlonda> and they call you as

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №40530
 20.12.2010
XX: I am not a conflicting person until my dignity is compromised.
Yyy: If you swallow dignity in all directions, it will be hit anyway.

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