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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №57703
 20.12.2011
Comments on Goods
VLAD: Can you tell me what color is this lighting?

Answer from the forum: Hello, Black

[ + 41 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57702
 20.12.2011
The XXXX newspaper:
"Moscow on November 1. Russian soldiers are freezing for the second winter. The reason - in a new form from fashion designer Valentine Yudashkin. However, the Defense Ministry assures that the soldiers do not know how to wear it. For new recruits even developed a special method. It is handed over directly in the military commands, and..." (But this is the sex of trouble...) Further with his wife roasted for a long time:
The new shape for the unusual coloring, which more resembles computer pixels, was immediately nicknamed "digital" in the army. According to the developers, such a drawing is not noticeable not only on the grass, but also in infrared radiation, which is commonly used in night vision devices.
Fuck... And we thought about deceiving the heat sensor... Well, of course! The pixels!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №57701
 20.12.2011

Comments under photo.

Mary is
I want to say a special thanks to Sasha and Kira! You are lucky with the model.)
31 Aug at 19:57

Kirill
Thanks to Masha and Sasha! Good luck with the editor.)
31 Aug at 20:05

Mary is
ha ha! What will Sasha write to us?! to
31 Aug at 20:30

Sasha
I am a stunning photographer.
31 Aug at 22:30

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №57700
 20.12.2011
Don’t think of me as a paranoid, but I think someone is constantly reading what I’m writing here.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57699
 20.12.2011
I have long wondered why the arrows are always blue and red on all charts. As if the main content of history was the struggle of the Pidaras against the Communists.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57698
 20.12.2011
Santa Claus’s Twitter: How you’ve all struck me. Next year, the gifts for you will not be the elves, but the trolls.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57697
 20.12.2011
Zombies vs Plants is another attempt by passengers standing at a stop to get into a full bus at a peak hour.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57696
 20.12.2011
You sit on a pair, get bored, post something in the spirit on Twitter: "Oh, what a boring couple, go home soon". Suddenly he will retweet you. You are 0_o

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57695
 20.12.2011
Today at work, a man (M) and a young man (P):
Q: I will meet with your daughter... I will be dressed, dressed, fed, warm...
M:...and drink off the dollar woman!!))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №57694
 20.12.2011
by admin:
When I bought a notebook, I was deadly insulted!
Despite my four-day hiccups, I asked "You help set up Windows"?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57693
 20.12.2011
It’s good to be a cat – you don’t have to write courses. Sometimes it is boring, but in the place of a cat I would have learned to sit on the internet.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57692
 20.12.2011
XXX is:

Veronica told me yesterday:

"You are so cute when you sleep, so defenseless :)"

Fuck, I think that’s linked...

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57691
 20.12.2011

yyy (16:21:50) Welcome! How is it? 😉
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I come from day to day and find out that before leaving, cat food was sleeping in the washing machine instead of the washing powder. My bags are on the machine. and launched. The car’s window is dirty, fuck you know what. I’m afraid to open it (I’m sad. The cat can’t be seen anywhere.
yyy (16:25:02) I hope you didn’t wash it for the company?)))
xxx (16:25:06) to throw up!!! to
yyy (16:25:13) by Kat
yyy (16:27:33) AAAAATH!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I survive for the cat!! to

The PS. The cat was successfully found alive and healthy.
The PS2. Do not keep washing powder and animal feed nearby.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №57690
 20.12.2011
xxx: I’m interested in reading about new roissy mail technologies while working with DHL.
YYY: We have invented mail indices, and what can you boast of?
We have airplanes.
YYY: And we... we... you’re going to fuck!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №57689
 20.12.2011
Efforts give results. The visibility of the effort gives the visibility of the result.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57688
 20.12.2011
It was very difficult to explain to the German students who studied Russian the difference between
“doed” and “doed”. They did not understand why the form of the verb was needed for an unfinished action:
Once I did, then I did!And they cried out.
“No, guys, stay in Russia for at least a month and you will understand why.
We need this form of the verb, we had to use the last argument.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №57687
 20.12.2011
In a moment of feeling, I write a song with the words of a famous song: Give me a hand, my soul, I have enough strength for two.
She replied, “What are the other two?” Who is second?? to
The Curtain

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57686
 20.12.2011
Dear fellow citizens. If you use the service "music instead of glues" (and similar ones) - turn it off. Give us a gift for the New Year!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57685
 20.12.2011
A mother complains to her father about her son:
There are questions in his diary. Do anything!
Change the code?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №57684
 20.12.2011
History of queries in a known search engine:
Diploma in a week
Diploma in 3 days
Diploma by night.

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