Can we turn off the lights and go to bed?
I don’t sleep with a man I see for the first time.
Should I smoke in Vladivostok?

The child had time to eat half the soup with a fork. Because we have a caring mother and a caring daughter.

I remember a time when in the store for 400 rubles bought a full mountain of products, although since then it has only been 5 years.

That there is no justice in the world I learned at ten.
Mother once cooked some epochally uneatable burda instead of soup: it seems that something of the products was ruined. With the scandal, despite all the tears and assurances that it was poison, made me eat a full plate, in my brother a small silk from a spoon poured half a portion. And here, finally, the children are fed, she pouches a plate for herself, tries... and with the words ‘what a shit’ she pouches her plate and the rest of the pot into the toilet! There is no justice in life, and the soup is a guarantee.

It seems to me that about "public sex" and about the fact that this is the usual animal instinct and should be given to everyone without any discretion here write those to whom no one gives or those to whom no one "never takes"... I suggest immediately sign up for such people, find each other and you will be happy.

It came to eat, but it became a snack.
222 We are angry))
333 No, we are good. I have not eaten for a long time. It is :)

If there was one salary before the wedding, and then it was three and a half, why did her subscriptions get cheaper? Even if it is assumed that his husband spent his money exclusively on himself.
– is
His expenses on the farm have increased. When you live alone, life becomes more expensive, so the family usually plans a family budget, rather than two people in the apartment live in the neighborhood, each has their own toilet paper, their own refrigerator and their own personal payments for utilities.

Do you regret spending a third of your life asleep?
I’m sorry I can’t sleep it all.

Discussion of a new flat camera
As an option: GoPro camera in the form of a sticker on the forehead :)
A new word in the pornography industry

The boss with humour, for the fun in the secretary's vacancy wrote: the mandatory requirement - a certificate of sexrf on passing courses on the art of oral sex. I thought I was joking about HRAM. What to say, I joked. They published without watching. Today, a man called the boss on his mobile phone and said in a practising voice that he did not have a certificate, but had a rich practical experience. It was necessary to see the boss’s face at that moment, changed all the colors of the rainbow flag.

to this:
Fuck it is shit! Sberbank is burning. I once had an employee's number, there was a mobile bank hanging on it, then I made a friend, 2 months ago on the site of the collector cut off an old number, so that no one was sent there! So, now comes the message that they received a request to disconnect this number from the mobile bank! This application, fucking, by Mail of Russia from the server went, what?!)))))

I am an active employee (not a department!) I say that your application went through the reception hell.. you can't turn off the mobile bank on the site, you just can't))))

The Bundeswehr will create a super tank to counter the terrible "Armata"

The Iron Coat?

From the Mommy Forum:

Please tell me if a 6-year-old child can be bathed in the bathroom.
YYY: And where do you get the whole soap bath?