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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43482
 20.02.2011
Purchased as a gift to a nephew who lives in Novosibirsk - player. Before sending, dropped the music, checked - everything works. When returning from the mail, cold, I thought that Spermswamp a ten-year-old girl will not translate, but about the group "Anal Renaissance" - will definitely ask the parents. 0 - O

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43481
 20.02.2011
YYY: Another week and I’ll go to the collection...
In another week and a half, I’ll have an iPhone 4
Four more days and it will be my birthday.
Another day and I’ll find out if I’ll go to all-around physics.
Another 5 seconds and I’ll get a puzzle for my unwashed dishes.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43480
 20.02.2011
Creativists from the Crimson Horn are burning! On radio advertising: "Who said that it is impossible to divide by zero? We divide our prices by zero!" Fuck, it is indefinitely possible!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43479
 20.02.2011
And you too, Bruce!
I am Brut!
We are all Brothers Brothers.

[ + 75 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43478
 20.02.2011
Do not give curls to anyone.
Renium is mined in the Kuriles - a very rare, very expensive and very needed metal for high technologies.
The Kurils are the largest renium field in Russia and possibly the only one.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43477
 20.02.2011
is boring? Do not want to do anything? Is it enough? There are idiots around? Welcome to Sunday =)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43476
 20.02.2011
HH: I almost got upset this morning. He poured a new portion of audio books on the phone, including "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix." I walk along the underground crossing, listening to Harry and Dudley being attacked by dementors, a tense moment, and here the light is extinguished in the crossing!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43475
 20.02.2011
He witnessed a conspicuous situation. In the restaurant, a fight began between the two companies of garbage, as a result of which they broke the windows. I had to call out other garbage that will quench these garbage, but when the bean arrived the first garbage appeared and for every case caused their garbage. Another car arrived and began to smear its employees before the first car. Those decided that they were not worse and also called the mkknts from their site;) Since they decided everything by the world, but forgot about the glasses of the restaurant and let everyone go, the staff of the restaurant had to call higher-ranking guards of the law... And so we shield: three machines of mints, and in each three people plus mints, five people, and in addition a garbage cart with a boss of 2 people....
I have never seen such a wonderful assurance of our tranquility.

[ + 86 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43474
 20.02.2011
If the Japanese so much want the Southern Kurils, let them be part of Russia. The excessive Japanese Autonomous District will never bother us.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43473
 20.02.2011
1: - I watched pornography eating stools as a child, so now I am not afraid of anything
2: The Universe
2 – Why?
I had no other (

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43472
 20.02.2011
Fuck my parents congratulated me!
2: What is it?
When I was asleep, I put flowers on the pillow. I wandered in my dream. I wake up shorter - dark (the thorns are dense), tight (I was so curled) and flowers on my chest. He decided that in the grave...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43471
 20.02.2011
There is a summary:
Knowledge of foreign languages:
English, German, to the extent of its corruption.

It became curious. I will talk to a candidate on Monday.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43470
 20.02.2011
My friend gave me today:
Men need to meet in GAI: they are all there without babes and with cars!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43469
 20.02.2011
xxx: I’m excited to "Sign up when the Messiah comes". This kind of message to the mail - "We inform you that today has been the third coming. Happy New Year"
— — —
Fuck, I fucked the second one.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43468
 20.02.2011
Is there mat or pornography in the movie? I ask because I need to know - can I watch alone or with my mother?
The strange taste of your mother. I do not argue. I am not guilty either.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43467
 20.02.2011
xxx: Why are women so often photographed in sex, putting both hands on the wall, and laying on it?

YYY: They are seducing. Emphasizes all important female curves, demonstrates remarkable physical shape and free access to all intimate holes. Symbolizing complete confidence, the hands are relaxed and raised up along the wall.
Your face is turned to you. The eyes shine. You seem to really like her. You can get in half of it, you can leave in half of it. After a while, a huge number of your children will come out of it, they will grow up, go to the army, defend the homeland, pay taxes, give birth to more children, and they will give birth to so many children that there will be no place on earth for them, the world will turn into hell, where there is no mercy and goodness, only hatred and struggle for a piece of space. The offspring will start to bite each other with their strong white teeth. The teeth will give the advantage in this war.
Now you understand why it is so important for a girl to have a beautiful smile, and the hair on the back is backward.

ZZZ: I am afraid of you.

and useless_faq

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43466
 20.02.2011
The drummer is like a hill in a patte... No one notices his work until he is treated.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43465
 20.02.2011
She: If you don’t kiss me, I’ll meet you in bigodes and with a rock!
He: Will you meet me? Ura to!
She: I hate you!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43464
 20.02.2011
Q: Why are you silent?? to
Sh: I remembered that I went to the internet not to talk to you about the split, but to prepare for tomorrow's open lesson (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43463
 20.02.2011
ÎRÄ(Akimoto): What do you eat the most extreme?
Old Babra: Cheburek on the Kursk

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