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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139774
 20.03.2017
Geometry lessons in school. The teacher (x) asks the student (u)
What is the shortest distance between two points?
The shortest distance between two points is zero.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139773
 20.03.2017
It was in the summer of 2010, when the wild heat stood. I squeeze in the yard and see a aunt with a cock and a mops on the tapes. I thought it all overheated. And then people began to come to me and ask where the narcological clinic is. I thought maybe I was living wrong.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139772
 20.03.2017
In 4 billion years, the Milky Way and Andromeda will collide and form a single galaxy in 7 billion years.
In 7 billion years, we will all be dead. But our remains will still be on Earth. And we, though dead and even scattered into atoms, will still visit the Andromeda Nebula. And that is wonderful!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139771
 20.03.2017
In vain, someone made a joke about boredom, which is given simply because it’s too long and dull to explain what you don’t want. Men, naive chamomile girls, perceived this as a reality - now they are losing their time hollowly (you’t be distracted by doping to women who don’t want to, would have met the one who wants him no less than he wants her), and women get bored worse than bitter radishes. Who wants to have sex with someone who doesn’t have sex? 😉
Bulls with the approach "I don't catch up, so I warm up"not in the account - they don't bite afterwards.

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