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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110929
 20.03.2015
The little girl brushes her teeth and quietly whispers and even tires a little: Dr. Dr. Burn! Dr. Dr. Burn it up! Because any fool is clear: all normal people have toothbrushes! And only her, the little girl, the sunburn was offended. Lack of shrinkage.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110928
 20.03.2015
Yesterday I saw a huge red cockroach in the kitchen.
Buy a pencil from the cockroaches.
I read that cockroaches are afraid of gadgets.
No, we won’t buy you a plan!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110927
 20.03.2015
yyy March 2015 at 17:24#
The last time we had no problems looking through the disc, but then it was the hour of night, not noon.
xxx March 2015 at 17:33#
At the hour of the night! Watching a solar eclipse? Why do you need a disc? The sun at this time (and every night) perfectly eclipses this... Like her there... Planet Earth :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110926
 20.03.2015
You have black people hanging!
What about Obama?
He is hanging!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110925
 20.03.2015
How is it at work?
Like a cabbage, under the nest.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110924
 20.03.2015
XXX: Give me a method
YYY: No
XXX: I was not.
YYY: Is it now called that? You and his friends are almost in the wing.
This is your problem, man.
XXX: The Rough (
YYY: Now it’s your problem, man.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №110923
 20.03.2015
I want to work as a designer. The wicked, unexpected harsh designer! Not as a girl manager.
And when you can’t wear jeans, you won’t wear a mint sweater. You wear a scratched shirt, it has to pick up a blouse. Still painting and shaving. This makes me sleep a half hour less. And I look even more angry, sleepy and harsh designers, but dressed and painted like a girl manager! And with jeans it was easier: I stretched what was rolling on the chair and went.

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