“Whoever is not for Spartak is for Dynamo.”

Recall the history of the USSR.
For quite a long time, a nine-year-old boy from a large city was sent to a small village to his grandmother.
It was autumn, the grandson went to a new school, and the grandmother tied him a hat, beautiful bright white and blue.
After school, the grandson came home with bluishes, the hat was not of those colors.
The grandmother gathered forces and quickly shaken the red-and-white, Spartacus, and, as it turned out, again did not guess, receiving as a disapproval of her work a grandson with a fingering under the eye.
But the grandmother did not give up and decided to dig deeper. She conducted intelligence activities, gathered information, and quickly bound her head cover in red and blue for the morning. It was over, and my grandson was no longer there.

and XXX:
Youngsters play the rescue team.
by Kola:
- Here are our bandages, here are the rescue vests, here are the tombs.
by Natasha:
Why the graves?
by Kola:
In a fire, you can’t do without dead people.
OOOU :
I do not remember, in connection with which, I had a list of compulsory contents of the pharmacy box opened on the comp. by Wink:
The daughter was interested in the item: "Sacks for bodies 18 pieces"
- This is what, in the SV - each personal bag, in the coupe - two, and in the placard - three in the bag will be stuck?!!! to

Here’s the obsessive comparison of cigarettes with hunts, imho, says a lot about the opponents of smoking :)
The ps. I do not smoke myself.
The pps. I have nothing against the hooks.

As one famous man said, “As soon as punishments for women’s insults and beating are equal, they will just start beating their mouths without talking.”

And you and he for some reason think that beating a woman is like pinning a pillow.
You can even lose your life ;)