<xxx> The eternal problem is beautiful and dull, or smart but terrible.
<xxx> And I found here - smart, fun, stylish, sporty, blonde and can support any conversation...
< wow> and what’s the problem? Is she a man?))
<xxx>...wicked like a cobra, mentally inadequate, and recently declared that she became a fascist...

Shhas was in the bus, he was sitting by the passage, with me a girl. The grandmother came. I stand up to give her place. And she’s like "I want to go to the window!" No, okay?)))

Status of the girl:
WAR CRAFT, Bella, give me a guy!!!! to

And why is there a GAZ pedal on the VAZs and no GAZ pedal on the GAZs?

The problem with men is that when you want to be friends with them, they think you’re in love with them.
This phrase, in the status of one of my acquaintances, just turned my whole life.

She is:
I want to fall asleep and wake up next to the iPad 2

He is:
A man would...

I'll probably go to sleep, because it's night already, and then I wake up when I swallow up, and I won't sleep until night.
Do you know that Cap was not learning from you?

The AAA:
I have psychological difficulties with girls. I watch naked girls on the internet.

The BVB:
What a website?

One of my friends is working on schedule. He does not go out of the house very long, on the windows are deaf curtains, he also works at home (yes, there are such people). They decided to disturb him a little - to pull out on the street, drink beer, talk live, not in the chat, well, and so on. So, looking at the line of the horizon (and there a brown-rose sunset such) he with a very serious face issued: and nothing so graphics... quality done! There at the corners probably bicubic interpolation was used for smooth transition and so as not to swallow too much.
O God! Can this man be brought back?

The news tape:
Obama: We could not remain indifferent to the suffering of the Libyans.
The United States and the United Kingdom have fired more than 110 Tomahawk missiles on Libya.

From Zh. Sabbie is the habits of your men that irritate you.

My beloved husband has different cowards for day and night. And every night he takes off the daytime, and wears the nighttime, and he does it so slowly and erotically, and almost wearing the nighttime, he must overweigh the piss through the rubber, waiting for me to look. Sometimes I pretend that I do not notice (read the book), but I look at the edge of the eye - he has such a sad look, and then he stands a little longer with the naked writing - waiting when I look at it.)))

xxxh: a, and even in the morning a mandatory ritual - to push the torch member from the side of the cowards, such as boasting "look, how big I have"))

WOW: I think the habit of boasting a member has passed on to you...

XXX: He was expelled from the gay community for being a pidaras!

I am stunned by the coalition troops who are bombing Libya with the motto “We will not allow civilians to be killed... we will kill them ourselves.”

How I love when my dad comes, and the first thing he says is "Sasha, do you know what to do if a man dies in the toilet?!and"

X: Today the moon will be as close to Earth as possible... do you know what it means?
Will tickets to the moon be cheaper?

Cabbage that costs less than 200 rubles per kg can be eaten in the fast.

My wife and I are in the same room. I lie down reading something, and she and her sister on Skype trends...
She: I just bought a bag that I wanted to buy for a long time!
Why didn’t you buy it to yourself 5 bags ago?

XXX: I was found unworthy today
WOW: Because of what?
XXX: The Pillow
yyy: and my mom was scared that flatfoot appears in girls who wear ballets without heels. Don’t wear ballets!
XXX: What do I think I have a flat foot? The fucking ballet.

xxx: she's so fucking that I'm not just experiencing a regular orgasm, but an anal orgasm too. And even vaginal.

About the innovation on the dating service "Who is next?":
Why am I a mathematician??? 3 potential girls refused to communicate with me, would be a botanist would be easier
YYY: Pythagoras theorem asked again
xxx: no on the site misleading entered where you indicate your home coordinates, and it shows what distance to another user of the network, and after all the site assures "Other users will not see your exact location on the map. They will only be shown the distance before you (directly), and your point can be changed at least as many times as you can.
xxx: I actually three distances from different points and defined the house and the girls think it is I broke their box and there looked and no explanation on them works
yyy: apparently from a blonde’s point of view, hacking mail is easier than solving a fifth-grade task.