xxx: Yesterday finally came a tie with bubble polyethylene on the front side. Funny, but I barely hold on to work.Everyone smiles, pulls to him, but I don’t give it to anyone.)
WOW: Do you already feel so desirable?

Clan message from Ga4o:
Hop Hey, La La Lee!
He was a Catholic and became a Jew.
(Song of the Funny Surgeon)

Foreigner: Folovlu formspring group leaders "Valentin Strykalo". From there
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Question: If you replace 9 with 4 in your year of birth, you get 1488. Fuck it, right?
Answer: And if you replace all the letters in your name with dolboeb, you will get dolboeb. It is magic fucking.
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The girl asked me...when...when the next concert...Cobain
X: Should I beat her?

A: Ivory, where are you going?
Knyaz: Yes, I wanted to jump to the dragons. Well they are doing reconstruction, historical fence, I told you. There is one topic to discuss.
A: When will you come back?
Knyaz: I’m fast, don’t worry: one leg here, the other there!

News
In Ukraine on the roads you need to install photo and video cameras... we need to fool first on the roads to put

She: Do you still have any feelings?
In fact, it is everything: sight, hearing, smell, touch and taste.

He: You are so beautiful!
She: I know it.
He is: MM, also informed!

The girl called today and said:
My horoscope will disappoint you today.
Interesting... and how?
I have not invented it yet!

15 years ago, when buying, I don’t even remember what, we joked that we would soon buy drinking water in bottles. Today it popped up in my brain when I bought a bottle of "Bon Aqua".
Joking and fucking.

Women often say that what men think is what they have between their legs.
Then it’s clear why women don’t think at all.
The depth of the thinking of women for men is simply unattainable.

GreenHedgehog: For example, I am amazed by how she defines colors. I say to her, this barrel is green, she is not blue, I’m going to compromise, it’s the colour of the sea wave. He says he is blue and nibble. Well, I think – we’ll take her away from this wicked belief.
inf.pl: how does it happen?
GreenHedgehog: Really bought a blue bench, but less comfortable. That is, the calculation was such that now she would have to call things by their names – one blue, the other green.
inf.pl: The female mind cannot be conducted by this approach.
GreenHedgehog: Yes, my experienced friend. Now we have two bars, one blue, and the other blue, but the other, and powerlessness blows my eyes when I try to imagine what kind of bars I still need to buy to get out of this vicious circle.

Rk: the beginning of the first, metro Novogirevo. In the car, a nice girl and I. We sit in front of each other, closer or less. The girl, it is worth noting, itself is like a fairy - long light hair, all so airy, with huge blue eyes. He looks at me with a light half-smile. Suddenly, he gets out of his large, flower-spread bag, a bottle of 1.5 hunting strong, drinks, blissfully grumbles, drinks more.
I thought I would die. From the breaking consciousness

My super-original man brought me snowflakes. He didn’t buy it, he didn’t crush it, he didn’t crush it :)))

XXX: What are you doing?
I am preparing for Matthew.
XXX: What is the topic?
yyy: "Integrals or how to lower your self-esteem"

The driver burned:
[10:07:15] GENERAL: when Dasha left her taxi driver says you need to go to the ATM
[10:07:48] GENERAL: and the taxi driver replied when I usually take away from here, he gives them the money for a taxi)
[10:10:05] I: It’s time to change the taxi service

I go to the subway, I read a book "Train going to Hell", at the stop a guy asks:"An interesting book?". And I am so strictly"What a book, this is an instruction".So there was almost half a car of the people back broken.

A female hysteria is an explanation of female intuition through female logic.

We have such a street in the city, it so symbolically stands in a row: Internet cafe, pharmacy, sex shop, wedding salon :D

Bagira: Rom, that’s why when you’re sitting behind a notebook... you have Ubuntu flying, and I’m having constant bug reports and even loading over time?
Romeo: I think you justify your nick Bag by name IRA)))