I go to the endocrinologist. Now she will prescribe me a testosterone injection for weight loss. And then hold on, Alexander.
You’re not my type, remember?
Snark: I will be on testosterone on your type. I will shake the scarf, I will shoot with my eyes, and even the walk will be a good thing :)

According to Mail.ru...

"People give a reference to the song Aekta Mushroom Mushroom, Aekta Mushroom Mushroom!"

The Believer:

...and in the outer forces I began to believe, when my Lumia in the middle of the night announced that it was connected to the charging... and began to charge... and everything would be nothing... but that day, I forgot to charge at work...

We have not heard of inductive charging on Lumies. The Instruction? No, I do not know. You, dear, have something surrounded by the magnetic field of your home phonized.

and Ramses:
Oh, and I don’t remember, are you and Micheal already married or not?

Miss A:
is not

and Ramses:
Are you planning?
The tubes are burning.

Miss A:
You may think that there is no reason to wet the pipes

and Ramses:
no... bitter there and all such different... hooks again... steal the shoe... a mother-in-law with a test on the car to roll... the shob knew... the polish to dance... under the Serdjucka... to stick someone in a cabbage decoil... and then wipe off the hands of a type "and apologize broke out".
I will bring a towel.
The Haami!! to
The champagne!! to
Do not find the towel and get stuck in the scarf from pulling it on myself "I'm a short time, only wipe out"
Do not go out there!
HOP, HOP, HOP, CHILAY HOP... and we sing!
HOP, HOP, HOP, CHILAY HOP... and we dance!
A song about rabbits.
First drink and then smoke.
- And this nothing like that, out like the ass whirls... like her... Antonina Fedorovna?
– Oh, life is my bowl... well, it’s in the bowl. I live like a shit.
“Listen, Valera, you didn’t give any advice to anyone here.
Listen somewhere before I get nervous.
- in a point to yourself your puppy. - Pidor costume
“Eye, pirates, where are you driving me?

<Greece>
My sister is something. Having managed to write in 12 places instead of "sandy sand" and "sandy sand", she still manages to be upset why she was put in two.

20.03.2013 16:13:54, Count
I have a question....))
20.03.2013 16:14:06, Count
Should I wash with black or white? :)

Why did you be called to the boss?
Tagged with: Rufus
XHH: for what?
Wauu: for not placing my car on the corporate parking lot and refusing to clean up with a scandal
XH: I understand
WOW: What do you understand?
Ohhhh... stop! What car? Do you have a car?
WOW: there is
XHH: How, from where?
from the camel :)
XHH: What is it?
Same with Sikkie)
No to P!
Wow, that’s all, I don’t have a niche. Just a guard idiot or a parking driver, I don’t know who he is.
Oh yeah yes! What was? and :)
WOW: I came back from lunch through the parking lot, on the meeting Sikwoya goes to me, parking. Well I let her get around, and on the other side of me a man (guard) runs, we talked.
He: Where are you?
I: to work
He: Where are you working?
(I showed him the building)
Here is where you park.
(I thought there was something wrong.)
(He ticked his finger in the sikwa): Clean up
Funny, but why a scandal?
I said I won’t clean it. and :)
HH: Here is the guy. Where was the real driver?
WOW: I didn’t know how, but it seemed to have dissolved in the air. It was funny afterwards. I don’t know who he to, but two of the chickens came to our director to disassemble. They cried at him, and he stood like a guilty boy and kept silent. I did not expect from him, I had to break the legend and say what a car.
Q: What was their reaction?
A hysterical laugh. This is their boss’s car.
Oh yeah, you are stupid! :D
WOW: well

In our hospital once worked a doctor acupuncture therapist, on the door of her office it was written "doctor acupuncture therapist - Shilo AA"

1: Kuznia is a harsh city: I move like a walk on the street, suddenly I see one car accidentally cuts another. The one that was cut, catches up and the Kalashnikov machine is lifted out of the window. Well, it would be okay, how many frostbite the earth carries... But something happened: One of the guys who went with me like a fly asked the other: "Interesting. What will answer" and after that from the window of another car appeared... A DREAM! Reassure me now. You are here.
2 is frequent.
2 is private.
2: and... The cousin? Then the first.
Ashley calmed up.

Meanwhile, Rospotrebnadzor expressed concern over the fact that recently on the Internet more and more pages are created on which ambiguous information is placed, which is difficult to interpret.
Under the definition of "unambiguous information, which is difficult to interpret" the constitution of the Russian Federation is ideal in our time, for example.

In the military commands, any movement of yours is regarded as an unlimited desire to serve the good of the homeland.

How is LLAP decoded?
Live long and prosper!
What is it at all?
Answer me a question. One question.
and 42?
You can still be cured!

Dialogue with wife.
Wife: You, will you collect the new closet for a long time?
I am fast. I am a lightning man.
Sceptical of my figure.
Is it shell?

Today's contingent in the training room was clearly divided into three categories:
Brutally pumped men.
A 40 year old aunt.
I am :D

c) the carpentry carpentry. Yes, I started walking there :)

Olga impressed me. I told her how she was driving yesterday in the subway and saw how the girl began to shake in the beginning of her arms, then the whole body, well, the attack. The people shrinked, began to sit away from her. Olya approached her and tightly compressed her hands. Then I sat down to her and hugged her. The attack passed quickly. The girl said that Olya knows how to stop him. Olya just looked at the house and saw it there. from so.

I am going on a mission. I choose a hotel on the Internet. I look at the conditions in the rooms, prices and encounter the room "For lovers". in the description beautiful words about romance, confessions in love, about the loneliness of lovers. A little below the price:
for one - 7700
for two - 9050
for three - 1100

Cyprus is a lakmus paper. Whoever has stumbled and silently poured money into Cyprus, is the loudest of all now and cries about their deposits.
You think of others: "Well, talk. Maybe he’s an honest talk?It" is not And he is the card of the same band of thieves and fraudsters. and ;-)

It was hardly in Peter that it was suggested not to take crazy deputies, as Milonov immediately protested. and burned.

"And I don’t want children. They are down."

Everything is broken.
It looks like the new slogan of the House))))

I am sitting in the school dining room. The call ringed for the lesson, the children sat in the dining room.
The teacher calls!! to
Boy: Snooker for Teacher