If we announce quarantine at our factory, it will look like this.We will just be locked in the production shop for 2 weeks and will not be released home. Production is more important than any of your quarantines.

Man, 36 years of age:

I am a reinsurer!

Who is sorry?

- The reinsurer, - slowly, by slogans, repeated the client. This means a person who always has a reserve plan.

Of course, I smiled relentlessly. How often do you reinsure yourself?

All the time! I go to the store for a bottle of milk - I buy two, I give up my driver's license for a car - at the same time I try to get a motorcycle, I write all the code written at work in three places.

Did you always do that?

At the age of fifteen, the man replied without thinking. “I remember very well the day it started – the lights were turned off all over the area, and I was playing at the computer at that time. When it turned on again, it turned out that the first preservation was ruined, and the second reversed progress almost to the very beginning. Since then, I started recording in two slots at once, and then started applying this rule to everything.

Years have passed, so why did you decide that it became a problem right now?

“Two weeks ago my aunt died, and I was her only relative in Peter. I had a funeral, and you know what I did? I bought with a discount an additional tomb and a crown to it! Too little, you will need it again. And then took all this matter to the balcony, sat next to it and thought, "I seem to have a problem with my head."

The funniest thing about communists in Russia

Immigrants in America.

The relationship of power to people:
They call.
Ivan Ivanovich is? Visit the Pension Fund with a passport.
I come.
Hi, and we have a certificate from ZAGS about your death. It turns out, the senior opera commissioner, together with the pathologist, arranged some bombage according to my data. I call the officer.
You need to come and talk.
Call the head of OP.
I go to a meeting and call again.
He still calls.
I’ll go to court for ZAGS.
After a month, the correspondent is incorrectly indicated.
I offer again.
After a month - the application should be made not in a special, but in a simple order.
I offer again.
Three months and trial.
Certificate from the workplace, certificate from the JEC, copies of all available documents. My wife tells me she has known me for 30 years, and my son tells me he remembers me all his life. Oh wow! I am recognized alive.
Documents have not yet been received. Social security is blocking my travel. I come.
When the decision of the court is in hand, we will unblock it.
I go to the boss and talk.
Either you recognize me alive or call the police, let me be arrested for fake passports.
Write a statement that you are alive.
P.S The lawyer said that the only thing I can count on as compensation – I will be refunded the fee for the court application (300 rubles).) is

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