Lives of Artists 3
In the late eighties there was a shortage of everything, including colours. I had to take everything that got, including the "children" sets of oil paints. Their inconvenience was that there were many unnecessary, unnecessary paints, such as cadmium red light or chromium cobalt blue-green. Well, somehow I accumulated a lot of such colors, the expiry date is coming to an end, and it is a pity to throw away. Give them, I think, a loaded canvas. Then you look at the painting I painted. Based: above light red, then dark red, then shades of blue from light to dark. There was a black paint left, and I just put a black cross on top of it. Let the carpet dry. Here comes one of my acquaintances, sees a loaded canvas and says, "Wow, what a beautiful picture, just great!" I look at her and I don’t know if she’s joking. No, it is all serious. And she doesn’t say, “Give me this painting, I have dreamed of it all my life.” Everyone goes crazy in their own way, why not. “Dry, I say, come in a couple of days, take it.” I gave the canvas (I can’t call it a picture), and I forgot about it. Somewhere in a month I went to this acquaintance for business. The painting hangs in the most visible place. The acquaintance says, "I wanted to ask you for a long time: what do these faces mean in the picture?" I am falling into a precipice - what other faces, I just loaded the canvas! “What faces, where are they?” I ask. “Yes, here,” and shows me some place in the picture. I look, I try to understand how in the random patches of paint you could see some faces. “Yes, no, I say, I didn’t paint any faces, just accidentally the paints lay like that.” And I add about myself: "Yes, I did not paint any painting, just someone has a rich imagination."
PS: I think, maybe Malevich did not paint his black square, maybe he also loaded the canvas, or masked the unsuccessful picture, and there are acquaintances and "Wow, what a picture!"

The more churches, the more flat the earth becomes.

I give certificate
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As a man who graduated from school in 92 with a medal, university in 97 with a red diploma, passed Abkhazia, Chechnya
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The war in Abkhazia was in 1993, Chechnya 1994-1996, the second 1999-2000.
Studying and fighting at the same time?
Peace, door, ball, as I call it.

From VK:
Zhirinovsky suggested not to disclose the incomes of deputies in order to "not irritate the people". He says the government knows “who steals and who should be arrested.”

There is communication about various diets and food plans.
I know only two types of meat that don’t have antibiotics and growth hormones.
Dinosaur and Mammoth? xd

vvv: Topkor jot: they in the Russian version e-mail is called "Electronic mail".
ddd is fucking))
PVV: The electronic mail. The Tesla Postal...

The existential soap. You can simply place a plastic bubble in the center of the soap, by the end of the soap, the remnants are washed off and it is thrown away. And if everything is calculated correctly, soap will also swim.

My neighbor makes stone-age tools using stone-age technology - this is where hardcore.

Make him stop! Fifty centuries from now, by its stick and stone tails, future archaeologists will judge the level of technology of the 21st century!

Bhutan, what am I doing wrong? It seemed like it was all on my grandmother’s recipe, but it still turned out to be a lie.
WOW: Grandma serves the gods of the north and knows many ancient mysteries, you will not compare with her skill
Say that our grandmother is Lord Sith, that’s why her cakes are so delicious.

Watching football and porn is similar in that we worry about things we don’t participate in, although we’re sure we’d do it much better.