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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112336
 20.04.2015
I went into the kitchen, passed by my father and suddenly cried out:
XHH: And we argue you can't break through the notes to re mi fa from la si?
He looked at me like a fool and said he wasn’t going to do such nonsense. I nodded, silently told him and went on. I drink tea, I hear – I try to rip, I can’t...
HH: And then annoyingly: think who should be able to do that at all!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112335
 20.04.2015
Don’t look for a man, I’m looking for a man too.)
and twins.
XXX is a good option. The main thing is not to confuse.
Yyy: We will make them tattoos: left and right)
XXX: My Left XDD
YYY : Why?
Because I never have problems with my left socks. The right is forever lost.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112334
 20.04.2015
5 cops of the military:
When he served in not the worst troops, with his fellow servants he often discussed the topic: "how, well, how can you so bind the farm that half a thousand ryl, day and night work almost without rest (and it is on the state supply) and with great difficulty only serve themselves and not very successfully take out their own dirt? How is? Let God let these economic geniuses of efficiency run! And so we stand from the stupidity of officials, and there and stand it will not be.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112333
 20.04.2015
You have a deep soul. and cover.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112332
 20.04.2015
Spanish blade, worthy of the honor of becoming Queen of France,
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What a loud word is "a worthy honour". If you take a book that, although far from the real history, is still more canonical by default than a film, then
1st The Queen was married against her will.
2nd The king didn’t love her and didn’t put her in money.
Three She lived in constant fear for her life.
Although giving the suspensions to Buckingham was extremely reckless on her part.
Constance (the third idiot in your classification) was also married against her will to a greedy and disgusting old man. Yes, and blush with Charles d'Artagnan she didn't have time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112331
 20.04.2015
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And why has no animal species evolved into something new in the last five thousand years?
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Over the past 50 years, more than 2,500 cases of adaptation of insects to various pesticides have been recorded.

In the 1950s, the problem of bed bugs in the U.S. was practically solved by their eradication, but in the late 1990s in New York City appeared its new form resistant to the action of insecticides. These bugs have a thick wax-shaped cuticle, accelerated metabolism and dominant mutations that block the action of insecticides.

In the cave reservoirs live Mexican Pecilia (Poecilia mexicana Steindachner, 1863). These are fish of the family of viviparous (widespread among aquarians around the world). Aboriginal inhabitants of Southern Mexico have preserved one of the ancient religious rites of spelling the rain. They prepare a special paste from the root of local poisonous plants, and then submerge it in a cave lake for prayers.

The poison kills the Pecylia, which passes to the surface, and the peasants collect and eat them, calling for rain. By the way, the taste of Pecilia Mexican is just awful. The Mexican government banned this religious activity, however, nature also found a solution — many populations of the Mexican Pecilia evolved, developing resistance to the action of poison. It turned out that the cave forms of this species are able to withstand twice the concentration of poison than the cave forms, and accordingly their chances of survival are twice as high.

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