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[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №4065
 20.04.2008
Mega (11:49:26 18/04/2008)
Paradox: Zhytomyr Oblast Tax Administration never uses its abbreviation ))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4064
 20.04.2008
I work in a tour firm. Our wonderful managers invented and placed a special offer with a title that the whole office now reads with tears in the eyes: "Attention! Rest on the Azure Coast! The first time!"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4063
 20.04.2008
Rule: if you comment on the period of the month, which worked normally and you see a supposedly stupid line - don't change it!))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4062
 20.04.2008
Recently a photographer came to the class (on the album to graduate asked to photograph). Showing different photos, someone from the class "blin, what beautiful girls you have!", and this fool take and smrooz "niche, we will take your photos, they will be beautiful too".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4061
 20.04.2008
Software is complex, has no failure resistance, can contain errors and cause conflicts and disruptions. Microsoft does not guarantee the correct operation of the Software..."

It is written on the license box.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4060
 20.04.2008
I bought a chicken grill yesterday, sold almost raw. There is a suspicion that the chicken died in torture while I carried her home from grade 5 burns.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4059
 20.04.2008
In the form of adding quotes, add a field with the sender's email, where letters will go about what your quote received "minus" at such a time. Then maybe the idiotic quotes will be easier...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4058
 20.04.2008
Varney
Tell Lufa Chaga Nuna to hide before the medical commission. At least until the summer.
In the meantime, I was able to find out about the military ticket.

X3
The Military Command)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4057
 20.04.2008
Conspirator: here you will get to know a man... You think: "Oh, you are a good guy"... And then how to find out what he loves Timati...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4056
 20.04.2008
by Valery (23:09) :
I have a bad memory.
d-noch@mail.ru (23:10) :
I’m fine, I can even remember where I saw that or that ionic person a week ago.
Valery (23:11) :
OOOOOOOOOOO! Have you ever seen the ionic man??? O_o huias... and proton dogs have not been seen?)))
Valery (23:11) :
Well, I would also remember where I saw the ionic man. ?
Valery (23:14) :
Yeshib Yaa met the ionic man, then Yaa would remember and where and when and what the weather was and the leap of milliliters of rainfall from me at that moment stood out.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4055
 20.04.2008
<Breads> the most helpless creature is a hacker in the garden
<Breads> how it hurts (

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4054
 20.04.2008
FixX
Let’s arrange on my contact byana from basha you’re no longer shuffle, ok?))) It is useless

Revo
This is a mass message.)
FixX
Yes to?

Revo
Yes )

FixX
This is 20 happy guys, send them to 20 of your contacts (you can’t go back), otherwise all these 20 guys will pull you in your ass, ass, ears and ankles. Don’t ignore this message, it’s pure truth, blabla!!!!"...


FixX
Then all your contact sheet will come to you home and throw you in the kitchen window with a grenade and a hammer cocktail.

FixX
and then you, half naked and burned, will still be muted on the street with your legs, so that it would be unnecessary for a thirteen-year-old piglet to scatter stupid mailings)))

Revo
All, haha, I am not sleeping today))

FixX
You can send this whole piece of our dialogue to the tower)))

FixX
and then you read it in new quotes and again in the second round you send me as a bayana) I will then die ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4053
 20.04.2008
What is there at the Creator Institute?
2: I don’t know
1: It is amazing. I understand our visibility as the density of the population in Mongolia.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4052
 20.04.2008
A dialogue about the ural bassist.

The EditorTM
And the sound? Or is there no such concept as class?

Tooar
Well how to tell you...Imagine that you turn on the guitar in the combo, put a magnetophone at the combo and write all this on the cassette, then turn on the cassette and bring the phone to the speaker, and on the other hand, the phone is delivered to the dictophone, and then the dictophone is turned on and recorded through the headphone in the computer. What comes out in the end is a little better than the bass sounds.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4051
 20.04.2008
One of my acquaintances came home after a good walk, smoked. He picked up a whole bowl and sat in front of the telephone, dumbly staying in the monitor.Wrapping behind both cheeks everything he hit on the bowl. On television they showed that to smoke to eat hunting. Nearby is a mother sitting and seeing such a picture, her son looks so closely at the telecome, then throws a spoonful spoon on the pot and screams at the telecome:
I can’t even eat!

The little boy...

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №4050
 20.04.2008
The official smiley of Chuck Norris. No any words. Hardness in the sight.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4049
 20.04.2008
>>>>> 396225 approved 2008-04-17 at 22:17
The most important thing when meeting a former classmate, the first to ask how things are.

"There are many who are pleasant to witness,
But the first to shout "how do you live?"
Posted and approved by Joseph Brodsky in 1974
Read the classics, a double class.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4048
 20.04.2008
The old-Russian district court of the Hovgorod region issued an indictment to a man who killed his cousin with a knife, reports Interfax. Particularly spicy to this story is the cause of a quarrel that took place in one of the local villages. As told in the court, referring to the statement of the convicted, the men arose disagreements about which of the icons in the Holy Scripture is stronger - Vasily of the Miracle or Hykola of the Miracle.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4047
 20.04.2008
Dating sites are huge catalogues of urds.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №4046
 20.04.2008
Orgasm is a passion-burning organism.

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