The Danger:
I want a festive red kimato and dance in the Aonoku Valley with the music of the winds.
by MrPsiho:
And to let go... yes?

Do you want a mystery?
He: Let me
Too much meat, too little wood?
He is...hz
It’s a shit in the ass =)
I thought I was intellectually underdeveloped.

Conversation with one man. It works as an admin in a false.
A lot of compounds?
- Nea, a piece of 15, the main thing is not worth any license wheel.
Are they not afraid of checks and checks?

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Fignia, I worked as if in the court, likewise hernia almost 60 pieces of them 50 pieces with a pirate screw, approached as to the assistant of the chairman and asked what the check will be, he stood up and said that if that we will judge you - well no fuck

Moscow.Annual university medical examination.I will explain the procedure for the reception of boys with the surgeon.Teams of the doctor (big man) : Spread, turn your back, bend (i.e. become a cancer), spread half a drink with your hands, go to me (to love below the belt).And here to him came a pervac.Looked, turned his back, leaned, spread half a drink with his hands, and after the command go to me, our hero without changing his posture went to the doctor, i.e. The man's hairy ass slowly and inconveniently went to the surgeon, stretched and held by his hands in such a position.It must be understood that this is not easy enough, and the walk turned out to be interesting.The poor doctor endured, after this incident, he now commands:..release the half of his hands, get up, turn your face and go to me.

Loneliness is when you turn off anti-spam.

What was your biggest shame in life?

Who needs to: I didn’t go to the MGU.
PaDuKyJIuT: I did not enter the MGU.
Senshirou: I entered the MGU.

Alexey: Well, what will you do?
I would drink vodka, but I didn’t...
Alexey: (offended and outrageously) 0_o And I What, ubiquito.........

A cage with hamsters was brought to work. They are a great replacement for the shredder: they work slower, but the quality is just amazing!
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You hear, you just don’t try to miss through this cat shredder – you’ll lose the technique...

From the preparation:
Chicken, I love in any form (in my childhood, even raw from the kitchen stole and bite in the silk until my mom takes away)

A cruel childhood =))

likeSun
I came up with you a nick abbreviated from Ivanov Alexei well reflecting your charismatic personality

likeSun
Ivanal

<axis> You came late, I thought you would get up right away
<Max> went to Sasha. I came with a ticket with a description (almost literally) "I am green. Chicken barometer at three quarters. Who is Lenin?"
<Max> long learned that a Turkish tester smoked

Chuvaku, who promised to become a homosexual after seeing the quote.
Do you like it? 😉

I bought a cat. He’s whipped like a rage in the house.
Let’s all buy a cat and arrange a cat run.
and nine? We don’t eat so much!
We will only feed the one who wins.

From one blog:
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And Somali pirates do not call themselves pirates, but “hydropartisan” or “aquacosaki”.

And many more people, when they do not know which letter to write in the word, try different, and look at which version does not overwhelm it?

I understand everything, of course, but how can you be registered in the ASK on December 6, 1974 (!) The year at 21:43:21???? to

A splinterless splinter, a bunch of ash and two rubber pads tried to fuse a high-voltage cable.

The wife's brother asked immediately after work to come to him and set up adsl - internet on the wi fi modem. I immediately invited them to dinner.
This is the first time I’m going to work for food.)

In the year so in 97 at a meeting of the dean at the university together with students (there was such a fashion) deputy. Dean Veniamin Grigoryevich Podolsky on the phrase of one student that the dean inserts sticks into the wheels jumped up and issued the following phrase: "Please clarify which sticks and to whom specifically I inserted."

Old age is when only money excites.
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