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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98190
 20.05.2014
We live with my wife in Moscow, but both are from Peter, and she grew up in Kupčino (this is important). We walk somewhere along our house: a lot of cars are parked around. Everyone stands by the rules: who is on the roadway near the border, who is on special platforms nearby, but found one of the smartest, who entered the jeep right on the trail before entering, virtually blocking it. Wife: "Here all the people are decent - parking as appropriate, no one is disturbed, only this wicked enters... Here in Peter he would have already burned his car!"

And yes, she in Peter really burned a curly parked jeep under the windows :)

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98189
 20.05.2014
In the bowl:
"Not Radio Mothers"
Or maybe uranium?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98188
 20.05.2014
xxx: "The Snake" is a visual guide to my life.
I want to eat and grow, but I either beat my head at the walls or bite my head >_<

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98187
 20.05.2014
XX: It turns out, in the United States you can order a room for a car to your taste for not very large babies - any combination of letters and numbers. The Russians do as they want. Yesterday, walking around Los Angeles, I saw a car with the BCE XEPOBO number.
I immediately remembered Stanislavsky, because this pessimistic number looked very unlikely on the luxurious black new Mazerati.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98186
 20.05.2014
The case occurred at the end of March following the Crimean referendum.
I live in the Czech Republic, a Czech friend came to visit me. They call the home phone, and one of them in Russian says to me, “Hello, it’s us!” Going up to the apartment, she again me in Russian "Hi! How are you doing?" Here is just the husband from a trip on Skype calls, she calls him on Skype again in Russian: "Hello! Come here soon!" I am surprised:
Why did you start learning Russian?
She is:
- No, but given how fast Russia is expanding, it's time to start :D

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98185
 20.05.2014
Dance as if no one is seeing.
Sing as if no one is hearing.
Write as if there is no teaching in the audience.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №98184
 20.05.2014
Living in Vietnam, the locals themselves many do so not to burn about the tube of the bike.
And in general, in Vietnam and Japan, special socks for such shoes are sold separately!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98183
 20.05.2014
xxx: I am a client, I don’t have to get stuck and adjust to the one I pay for.
XXX: Don’t say I’m not paying.

YYY: You are not paying.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98182
 20.05.2014
What is Ukraine...
Here we are in Villabajo still my dishes.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98181
 20.05.2014
The village was undergoing repairs, the swokers opened the basement and warned: be careful! The floor is open, don’t fall!
After two hours they went out, drank tea and again reminded: the basement is open, right behind the entrance door, be careful!
But what kind of caution can be in the ass if a child of one and a half years of age told mother A-A, and the pot on the street?
I opened the door and went down. Well, one leg only; the other hit; but the mother-in-law was standing below! Which frightened my leg and grabbed her down.
No, no one was upset. The child got a pot, the mother - a journey to the traumatologist, the husband - a reason to roast over me for another two years))))))) What I am still surprised - how I managed to fall, when I hit my leg on the gland, in horror of the fact that something caught me in the foot - not to say a single motherly word. The mother-in-law is a terrible force.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98180
 20.05.2014
This is:

To all who answer the quotes: do not answer!
— — —
It is true, sir!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №98179
 20.05.2014
Discussion of dog mothers in families with children.

Malyuska: She was very bad because she was constantly running into the stream. I broke, pulled out, digged no hile and ran away anyway. Even from the locked house in the fortress :D then sneaked. Then we tortured the puppies to distribute (if we were able to leave). Sometimes my dad smelt :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
and on drugs suppressing libido, she had a rush of forces: crazy: even worse.
One day, they were locked up in the house. She pulled out. Then in the winter, the fork scratched the drive, opened. She jumped out, ran into the course for the steam, and there the glass fell into the snow, broke. Cut his feet. It was all in blood. Everything is flowing blood. The evening. There was no paying service at the time. I thought in the morning. He barely knocked his tail. We went to the bathroom, wearing it for 10 days, wearing it for 10 days. Plastic was lying. But is bound.
I was given other medications so that there was no libido. 3 days after cleaning. He was carried to the toilet on his hands, supported, could not stand.
She grabbed the rope and stumbled. I’m back in the box again :facepalm:
pregnant anyway
FIGASSE: And who of you is willing to go out into the fortress to get pregnant? and ;-)

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98178
 20.05.2014
Comments from Joey:
A woman is like an unread book.
Yyy: Slying my finger and water.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98177
 20.05.2014
Question: What is the feeling for a man?
In the last 1.5 years
More has been sent.
13 who is the neighbor? old man?
A friend? a friend? a friend?
Tag: victim of spamming

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98176
 20.05.2014
From Tabu
Aaa: And yes, I have not worked in Yandex for more than ten months. I left, I didn’t like it.
BBB: It’s hard to leave because of what I didn’t like. If I had entered any office with a name, I would not have been expelled.
ccc: If I were to go to any office, I’t have been thrown out.
DDD: I’t go into the office with the swabs.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98175
 20.05.2014
My granddaughter, I took your massage, don’t you mind?
What type of massage?
Pink is like that.
– Grandma, it’s not a mass... E-ye... it doesn’t mind.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98174
 20.05.2014
Today, I finally understood why Godzilla came to soak giant mosquitoes. He was asleep all that time, and these fucks began to itch over his ear. So I had to wake up, turn on the lights, and go home to catch them. I understand the guy 😉

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №98173
 20.05.2014
No woman looks at you as loyally as a cat not fed in the morning.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98172
 20.05.2014
Different people! Different of. No one can cancel it. but.
They do not organize a single-eyed march or a parade on the rings.
The disabled in the Olympics win, in business make successes.
Gay, who doesn't let you on ski to run, the stang to drag, which
Fuck the fools in front of people. The Jews have won and rejoice.
Do you have parades?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98171
 20.05.2014
to this:
Next to the passport table, on Victory, in the courtyards, every morning a woman walks out a rockfeller. Without a dirt and a lead.Have made a comment,and in response so much dirt and dirt. How to communicate with such?

Rockefeller died in the year 37.

It depends on which Rockefeller.
Currently alive:
Winthrop Rockefeller
David Rockefeller the Elder
David Rockefeller Jr.
by Mark Rockefeller.
This is the number of the same Rockefeller family, and how many more!! to

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