The ex called.
How about personal life?
There is not her.
When are you going to marry?
Almost never at all. What did I forget there?
Okay, you don’t want to – don’t talk. And your mom said you have two toothbrushes in your bathroom.
There are four there right now. Make any conclusions you want from it.

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Suslik: Yes, in principle, most proposals are very even boring, you will see the proposed salary.

by shakko-kitsune

Here is my favorite quote from Grey.

Valentine Serov – Unknown <Summer 1907 and gt;

M<yellow> g<yellow>!
In spite of all the patriarchality of the local customs, I can nevertheless not let you know that the place you have chosen for bathing (without any costume) somewhat confuses the inhabitants of my country. Ready for services of V. Serov

From the comments:

> If you continue to swim without a suit in front of my country, then you will soon become a hero of the youtub (shortly) mobile exhibition!

This decision by Microsoft Corporation caused sharp criticism, and on Sunday, the American computer giant released a free upgrade for Windows XP, which was previously offered only for a fee, for the first time in three years.
More criticism, more updates

From one forum:
A sudden awakening is dangerous to humans. You can even die from it!
I: The most abrupt and unexpected awakening in my life was usually accompanied by a scream: “Rota! Rise!" But I don’t remember to have anyone died from it.