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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128337
 20.05.2016
XXX: I took the exam. Two months of waiting.
What a slow exam...
ZZZ: mailed to Russia?
XXX: In London, two checks
In the Polonium?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №128336
 20.05.2016
All you need to know about globalization is one of my relatives. She is Russian, born in Kazakhstan, grew up in Ukraine, now lives in Japan, married to a Czech man with whom she met in South America.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128335
 20.05.2016
Q: Have you seen the vocalist of this group? Her motto is not “Sex, Drugs and Rock’n’Roll,” but “Cakes, Cake and Rock’n’Roll.”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128334
 20.05.2016
Someone during his illness had dangers and falling walls with higher mathematics.
And when I was a child, during the high fever, the mafia passed drugs from one corner of my blanket to the other. And I did not like it very much!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128333
 20.05.2016
here here :
One and a half hours scrupulously studied the articles "How not to be bored", but the shortcomings found the sea)

It is scrupulous ;-)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №128332
 20.05.2016
Windows 7 is like a wife for many users: no longer young and passionate, but so comfortable with her.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №128331
 20.05.2016
Who would not be appointed as the chief of the US army, and there will always be a friend who is gone from jealousy, who will begin to scream about external data, orientations and related relationships. Such acquaintances spend a lot of time on secular conversations in a smoker, so they know better who is supposedly sleeping with who than how he performs his professional functions.

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