She decided to take the dog, gave the newspaper an announcement saying she was looking for a cage for a cage. There were several calls, but we stopped at one woman, Elena. After all the discussions of the clarifications, agreed the caller closer to the date x. In order not to be confused she wrote it in the book as "Elena Kobel"...and only later thought that I was most likely written by analogy)

The boss got out of work, and I thought I would die when his companion came and bought me out of the boss for another job for a box of candy. I sit and think whether I am a cool legionaire or a serf.

It was an epic fail. A check came to the office (they called for example forbidden microwave heaters and tea boilers) Hardly hiding everything. And only a remarkable tablet, printed and glued to the wall by myself, was left to hang in February. I quote" The microwave and the cupboard should not be included at the same time!" The curtain...

In order to smile, you need to use 40 muscles, and in order to press the cuckold, you need only 4 muscles.
YYY - To crack - alone. And everyone around is involved forty)))

So, according to the preacher, Christ was crucified on April 1, 33 AD, and May 21, 2011 will be exactly 722,5 thousand days from that date. The interval between the two dates is a doubling of the sacred numbers 5,10 and 17. “I tell you, when I saw this pattern, it exploded my brain!” said Camping.

Ept, yeah, she exploded my brain before I read this frosty shit!

From Inet:
I went to a gay club yesterday. The toilets are separated. But the letter is such that it is seen W (W-omen) and S "reversed" (M-en). I wondered for a long time where I should go. As long as I understand the font, a man comes out of a woman (whether a female guy or a brave girl). I am him – where should I go? He says, what is the difference? :D

It is (20.05.11):
I thought we already understood that I was a jealous fucking hysteric who didn’t know what he wanted from you.
He is (20.05.11):
Can I print this phrase along with your avatar on the T-shirt?

I don’t need a wife. I need a friend who is ready to marry me.

Valdis-Kuvaldis: Happy Mill sits kids at McDonald's

Bender B.R.A dryer plants children on the bread combination number two

XX: I am a very right, and educated girl!
Q: Do you want me to prove that I am not?
XXX: It’s not a shit!
OK, I will not. If I win, you get a French kiss.
xx is good))
Wow, I won – the right girls don’t argue about this)))))
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xxx: playing in dante's inferno
The main hero is brutal.
XXX: death came to him with a goose, he gave her pits and took off his hair.
XXX: Then he went down to hell for his body and gave all the puzzles there too.
xxx: so you can briefly describe the whole story and gameplay of the game

XXX: Are you married?
YYY: No
XXX is a free girl.
YYY:sounded straight like "free cash"...

xxxxxxxxxxx:
At Nadjuha my graduation today - she is in the beauty salon, at 16-00 a solemn part, and at 18-00 a banquet in the restaurant.

WOW :
Don’t worry about the baby before midnight.

The xxx:
Yes, I am not worried, just in shock from the way in kindergarten graduates go :)

There are day and night predators, right?
YYYY: well
XXX is here. And I, fucking, nightly vegetables

The news:

The body of a man was found at the landing ground. The body was not identified.

The commentary:

It will be rich.

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Yyy: A man interfering with society?
XXX: I can't guess
Yyy: A man morally offended?
XXX is no. Human Minister of Education
YYY: Properly justified

The stars are small holes in the floor of Paradise.
MeloMan: My Rabbit, given the temperature of the star, there is a different office (=

In throwing ten thousand tons of radioactive water into the ocean, the Japanese no longer blame anyone!
The last time they referred to the recommendation of the leading Russian nuclear expert
of energy. The Japanese invited him to Fukushima and asked:
What to do?
After examining the destruction at the nuclear power plant, the specialist directly said:
Turn off the light. Stir the water.

The xxx:
In Moscow, a unique operation was carried out - for the first time a robot operated a human. Doctors note that the operation was easier than usual, and rehabilitation will be quick.
The xxx:
Great scientific achievement
But...
Name of News
In Moscow a robot cut off a man's liver
YYYY :
:D
The xxx:
I thought the machine uprising started)))

Every doctor, sooner or later, opens his own small cemetery.
Everyone has their own small army.