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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №154248
 20.05.2020
Senior Developer: Where did you get that part of the code?

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Senior Developer: Answers or Questions?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №154247
 20.05.2020
XX: It really depends on the company. In this case, the spectators are already warm and even on not very funny jokes they can laugh. I have seen this often on the stands. As I said before, it depends on the company. I even conducted experiments, joked one and more joke in different companies, and somewhere they laughed, and somewhere I felt stupid.)

YYY: Where you feel stupid, you just say, “Torture, it was an experimental joke, I just watched your reaction.” You get a notebook and typically record something, whispering: "The joke #47 is not ready yet. Check with another control group. You are all beautiful :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №154246
 20.05.2020
Documentation is like sex: when it’s good it’s very, very good, and when it’s bad it’s better than nothing.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №154245
 20.05.2020
xxx: And I had a spark in the rooster, which is not a plug. The logic was this: the ends of the rod two, the hole in the socket also two. It is ideal. There was a cousin, one year older. I seemed to try to answer, but the desire to see how I was distracted appeared to be stronger.

YYY: Is it disruptive?

XX: Yes, I am now a gyrobas. But it’s not because of that case.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №154244
 20.05.2020
I remembered a childhood case.

Summer, evening, lively courtyard of a multi-storey house.

A few girlfriends come back from a neighboring store with ice cream, alone. At this time, the grandmother of this girl goes out on the balcony to hang up things. The grandmother notices this company and cries out to the girl, which is called "to the whole yard."

Did the girls buy ice cream?

Yes my grandmother!

Why did you not come home? I would ask for money.

Bab and why? I’t give it anyway :(



Grandma quietly walked away into the apartment.

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