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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №65813
 20.06.2012
There are three bodies in the school yard, a man and two girls:
My wife sent me to buy a toilet, and on the way to the store I lost my rights, sold the car and drank))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №65812
 20.06.2012
From the Football Forum:
We play well in hockey.
My grandmothers sing very well. :)

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65811
 20.06.2012
XX: I am interested in this question.
If Mickey is a mouse, Minnie is a mouse, Donald is a duck. And Daisy and Gufy, if they are all animals and can talk, then why is Pluto just a frog dog?
Did they forget to humanize him?
Or, even worse, does it turn out that Mickey holds a mentally retarded Pluto like a pet?

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