Answers from Google:
My cat is constantly sucking his tail. And he swallows it at 8-10 cm!!! What about my cat?

X: To which subculture do you belong?
Y: it probably has the name "Born in the USSR" we gather near the monument to Lenin on Fridays evening. We drink vodka with black bread and silk. We listen to Tsoy, Butusov, the Gaza Strip and BG. And if you ask who the BG is, I’ll shoot you. I think I belong to that subculture.

It is so, listen to me. You pass by N-School, you get to the first small street behind it. You will not pass by, because there is still a canyon, in which the water is constantly stinking... You go further south to wash. You turn to the right side. You cross the street, walk along the bushes until you see a hole-shaped passage in these bushes. So, you turn into it and just go to the Department of Chief Architecture...

S*****: By the way, I recently learned that cats don’t cuddle with each other. They say they have this sound only to communicate with people.
D: I don’t see anything surprising. People also do not talk to each other "kis-kis-kis".

Gg: Comed home late, drunk, barely moved, stood up in a figured
Is he stuck? – He is stuck. Roffy is poor!!! to
Skovorodko: Well, of course, will you snoop if you get up... *ROFL*

XXX is
I still remember the movie I was crying for the first time.
XXX is
It was a Mortal Kombat.
XXX is
I was 4 years old and I didn’t get to see it. (reveal)

Shut-Up and Skate
I shorten the evil.

by Eugene:
I am a good lol.

Listen to the worst nightmare
x: make sandwiches, pour tea, bring all this to bed, wrap in a blanket and forget the TV control....)))).

My friend told me 
When he was a student, he lived in a shelter, the bed was two-tiered, stood near the window. He slept on the 2nd floor, where in the summer the wind blowed from the open window, which was not hot to sleep. So opposite, respectively, there was also a shelter and from it it was a little to see what was happening in his room by the window. Here he lies in one of his shorts, the hair on the pillow is scattered, and at the time they were up to his shoulders, and he realizes that in the neighboring shelter the guys noticed a semi-naked figure with long hair, which attracted their attention. Well, then, of course, he decided to get stuck, began to take the calling poses and all the way out. The boys, deciding that there was a girl in front of them, fell to the window, waiting for what would happen next. It ended up with a friend taking off the cowards, and those guys were blowing up like the wind.))))

July(18.03.2009 19:02):
Are you tall? 😉
tyz(18.03.2009 19:04):
175 is
July(18.03.2009 19:06):
I’m 10 cm bigger than you!
tyz(18.03.2009 19:06):
I can already dry up.
tyz(18.03.2009 19:07):
The shoes 170
tyz(18.03.2009 19:07):
I cut my hair 168.
July(18.03.2009 19:08):
I like when the boys are higher than me even a lot!
tyz(18.03.2009 19:09):
I will not cut my hair, I will put Iroquese179, shoes on a thick foot 181, I will take a rooster 190

I sit for lectures so I don’t sleep.
yyy - this is from the category I drink sleeping pill for vigor O_o

X: We had something at the ISTFAK in the PGU.
The dean has the name Felt.
So, on the door of the dean on April 1st, a sign appeared (made by students, of course):
Entrance to the Decanate.

The complexity of the exam is determined not by the complexity of the subject, but by the complexity of the teacher.
by JiM

From the Women’s Forum:
For as long as I remember from the anatomy in one testicle, sperm matures, in another - urine is collected. I am not sure."

Lively Baby  
True laziness is when you are reluctant to even pretend you are working.
Lvlind  
You described my condition exactly.

I woke up. I hear the entrance. I look in the eye, and there OMON in masks runs up the top, they ran through, and the last went quietly and looked at me in the eye from the entrance...I feel the next I will be. :-(

xxxxxxxxxxx:
We could be a normal couple.
WOW :
If we were normal...

motorists... pedestrians... bikers o_o... I am a pilot

People are willing to pay a lot for not doing anything. and ready
Do a lot to pay nothing.

About Fishing (History of the Funny 90s)
I bought one familiar new jeep Paderu, we just went fishing.
In Konakovo we washed, well, he fell with us on the tail.
On the account of fishing he was not very aware, he knew a firm one - "and what there was.
to catch? Drink to drink!“Then I went.
Generally speaking, we do not have to drive in our cars, of course.
It’s nice to get off in a new jeep.
While he was driving, he sprinkled all his brains with stories about what a good jeep he had.
Powerful and everywhere. I was sinfully convinced that the ordinary
“Parkettist,” but not to discourage him, so as not to hurt.
So we went to a loan to a friend of Yegher, settled,
We washed the arrival.
I have to say that the egger was really similar to all the famous Kuzmich,
as long and uncomplicated, and of course pursued had Kuzmich. as him
I don’t even know the real name. He started with Vitaly.
Tarantino is never everywhere, and everything is the same.
The Spirit.
After the fourth bottle Vitalka pulled Kuzmić out on the street - to prove
the permeability of the aggregate.
Where to prove it? Next to borrowing. No river, no river
In the knee, in the knee. Well, and Vital specifically there all the jeep and entered.
The manna did not reach the opposite shore - the structure stung.
We are already sitting very relaxed, two wet and dirty wonders are falling,
with matyugs and almost sober, go, say, to pull the car out of the stream.
We immediately explained who of us should go where, and we dropped.
Sleep is wiser in the morning.
In the morning, you could see the bathing of the red horse.
Vitalka wandered near his red pagherka killed in the slum, you won't understand
Whether it is from the intersection, or is the person really upset.
And of course, everyone began to advise how to catch a machine out of the river.
It turned out to be nothing at all. Or in the night the jeep roots put into the soil,
or seaweed which they held for a deaf, but neither to bring nor to move it with
We could not place.
They couldn’t until Kuzmich woke up from the backyard.
He threw the Wasik out and used it into the river to catch Pagerka. in the river
It was useful because it was not enough to get stuck from the shore of the wire, well.
In fact, he also stood up on the approach to Pagerka.
Of course, the coastliner Kuzmić beat himself in the chest - he said this
I moved the river ten times, and here to see the rain - water.
has risen. Get up, it’s not easier. Wait until the water drops.
We went fishing, and actually for the weekend!
Everything was very wet, very pleasant. Go to “warm up.” by V
In the process of "warming up" decided that without external help we clearly two
Not to pull the karaoke out of the river, decided to go to the village for a tractor.
The problem is that if Kuzmich had taken the tractor right away, he’t.
We would have to drive 15 km to the village by foot, yet not knowing exactly will find.
We have a tractor in place.
The tractor we found, of course, a large, old, hooked ringwheel.
First, the tractor driver pressed on the pick up to pull - say, the tractor is not
It works and is far away. But when I found out that we went fishing,
Another one-and-a-half box of vodka left, then we loaded onto the iron horse.
I tried to borrow quickly.
I would rather walk those miles.
The tractor, of course, is good, but the rabbit, the iron ringtone, relentlessly revelled.
Narring the tired interiors, whispering like a storm on a ship,
It was saved that in the cabin were tighted together by four, so "spring up to
The roof was not allowed by the neighbors. It smelled sunny, seamless and terrible.
by Peregrine.
Everything good ends sooner or later, and we have arrived. Two Cranes
waiting for our return instead of disassembling
To enjoy the landscapes at the water decided the slug.
to improve our health (it still allowed), but in our minds
There was a long absence and a lot of available drinks.
They were so good that we just moved them to the sarai in the senoval.
I do not hear the roar.
Well actually sat down, drank a little "for the meeting" "for the meeting" "for the meeting"
mutual benefit and peace in the world.”
Most of all, Vitalka was on the waterplane - because in sorrow, the tractorist -
For the sake of the company, and for the sake of Kuzmić.
Peter and I didn’t philonize, but we didn’t catch up with this three.
could be.
After three hours, someone remembered exactly why we were all here.
They gathered! Did you think about fishing? Hrenly! Pull out two bats.
Pediculoses drowned in the river.
Well, of course, they came together to the river.
Trachtur rolled out "on position", and the good to Uaz was not far behind.
He and his ship to the shore. It was harder with Peggy. Drunk tractor
Naotrez refused to throw the ashes into the river, rightly fearing that it would not be possible.
Waze will no longer pull him out of there.
No warnings helped, refused even vodka, not what
of money. But since he still wanted vodka, the way out of the situation was
is proposed.
At the padjork on the kangaroo, the swamp hangs - you need to scratch the wires and on that
When the tree gets stuck, it will pull itself out.
Kuzmich immediately in doubt - said this Japanese fucking even the river not to swim
Maybe it’s not a swamp... Well, there are no trees on that shore either.
one bush.
Here I suggested that the wasik be dragged back into the river if it comes.
catch them Pagerka, and the tractor Wazik pull, just the missing 4
Meters are compensated. Take a tractor or two.
to pull out. They did so.
The happiness of Vitalka was indescribable - the good of his machine was not
There was water on the carpets, but nothing more. if
If he had forced the rainbow, I’t have stung.
at all. Of course I drank for that.
Suka Kuzmich could not calm down on the account of Pagerki, look very Japanese
Technical for the soul.
I went back to Vitalka, now about the swallow. Word for Word, Vitaly
in the principles of utility - said the swallow that you will raise, although Padgerka and
will raise!
In general, they went to the courtyard with three trolleyers... Three, because the tractorist was also with them.
I was involved, so to say, with a technical consultant.
This b..lin consultant entered a drunk on the pine and wire for the lower branch
I stumbled. Have you seen the saucer? Big and thick, and its branches begin
Very high from the ground. Come in, you drunken shit!
Vitalka дятел пульт took and let me cheerfully on the buttons, moll st,
I will show you!
I showed.
I don’t know if his brains have flattered, or what, but when the swamp
I pulled the puddle up, he pulled the puddle so fast, that together with the
The car crashed under the branches. It only stopped when a few cars
meters above the ground along the armor.
In general, when we saw these strawberries entering completely dry and
Clean, I didn’t think of anything bad at first.
Then, when we went out and saw a car hanging in three meters.
To be honest, I personally stumbled.
Vitalka wandered around the pine acki cat around the oak, even a chain of gold was
In general, they began to think about who would sit behind the controller.
The trawler of the fox immediately repelled, say once has already climbed, and now
even the car prevents, "in reach" to the pine can not climb.
Kuzmich pulled the staircase, somewhat dragged the tradesman on the car,
Arrived at the controller. Sitting a fox on a kangaroo, knocking the controller, Pagik down
He moves, gets up on his ass and begins to jump onto the roof. Vitalka Oret
“Stand up!” Again hearing up, again down, and again heading up.
Briefly attached the rope of the underwear from the bottom of the cloth, and pulled like a rope, from
The Suns. Damn there, Pagero is heavy, they didn’t squeeze. The tractor driver,
the rope for the tractor - pulls, trends the rope! Deliciously delicious about pudding.
Knee, who was sitting on the kangaroo, was just down.
Dumb to Dumb. In general, they hit the screw on this body - it is already dark, you have to sleep.
We agreed that the tractorist will bring another wire in the morning and take off.
The car.
It actually succeeded. Not in the morning, but in the afternoon, the car was taken.
The appearance of it was of course already combat, all dirty, dirty, and quite dirty.
Remembering in the most unexpected places.
In general, for all my fishing life, such a fishing, that I will never go.
Getting it was the only time.
We bought fish on the way back.