Soon is my little birthday. Children's animator - 6 tph / hour Prostitute - from 3 t.p./hour There is a chance to delight both children and adults.

I go shopping in a t-shirt with Batman, I count my card with Iron Man. In my opinion, it is obvious that at my forty I love millionaires, playboys, and philanthropists with brains. But sellers still think I love comics.

I decided to wash and shave my beard at the same time. The crane broke a little.
Ambulance: He shaved his beard, went and took a tail to switch the crane to the shower. I sit in the bathroom, washing behind the curtain.
The girl comes in and says, “What do the topor and the beard do in the rabbin?”

I had a dog story 20 years ago. Walked through the forest park. The shepherd is flying and let the circles cut around. Going in, the foam on the mouth. The owner is silently watching from a distance. I shouted to her that she did not react. He looks silently. Hole to do. The jacket opened, the knife removed. He only had a blade of 32 cm) with a total length of half a meter. Just a hysterical whisper from a distance – Jack, come to me!!! These creatures only understand power. very rude.

If in the USSR there was such a good education - where did all these stereotypical aunts come from under the pencil, who look at Malysheva and can't read three words in Russian on the screen?
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People have the ability not only to develop, but also to degrade. And also, having visited the information vacuum, to shrink from the availability of information.

Boss, forgive me, I will no longer crack, I understood everything and realized, I will change, only please, do not need more of this contextual advertising about the art of anal sex!!! and (

It is very evident in our lives. "The effect of the notary". It is named by me in honor of the striking phenomenon in which, in any city on the planet, wherever we go, we will everywhere encounter the notarial offices. They will be everywhere, we will find them more than pharmacies and hairdressers.
And this will continue until you need a notary.
As soon as the notaries hear this, they will immediately begin to dig into the ground, reduce their signs seven times, hide in bushes and pretend to be a hunter with a dog. And you will wander through the streets, looking around - and wasted.
Of course, the same is done by other institutions - but nobody does it better than notaries.
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Dad "reads" a story of the year.
Husband: And here’s the grandfather asking: "Speak like me, old lady, colobok"
The grandmother went, sprinkled, brought flour, sprinkled wood, melted the stove, applied water and baked a stove for grandfather.
What does your grandmother do all that? Did the grandfather do nothing at all, lying on the couch?
Go on, woman. Don’t stop us from reading real men’s stories!

Today I saw how a guy wrote to a girl "You
I did not have a direct Bazaar", and she replied "Thank you".
Then I realized that my compliments were of type "W
Your beautiful left eye" is not the worst.

My chemistry average is 97. Appeal to the Court of Appeal - 100 will. I tell him not to be angry with God.

Not insulting, of course, but why am I not beautiful? Everything is important, not just the appearance. But without appearance, unfortunately, even communicating will not be pleasant.
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Not insulting, of course, but why am I poor? Everything is important in a man, not just the business grip. But without a highly paid position, unfortunately, even communicating will be unpleasant.

Jirko is stunned. He began to tell that the DPR and LPR were created by the Americans to extract resources from Russia.

The BBB: Aha Even Soloviev began to troll him "and is there anything in this world that is not the fault of the Americans?"

AA: By the way, the Russian Alexander Borodai, who is currently in Moscow, took an active part in the creation of the DPR. Is he an American agent?

BBB: Most impressive is the acting play of Pasha Gubareva. This secret agent is so completely maximized under degeneration that no one could suspect anything.

Why did Midas not ask his servant to feed him? How to feed children with a spoon? Or do you eat without your hands, the same grapes? How did he handle a small need?
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According to the ancient Greek standards, it all ended, one can say, with Hollywood’s happy end. Turning her daughter into a golden statue, Midas no longer wanted to experiment and rushed to Dionysus and asked to do everything as it was. Dionysus told him to swim in the river, and Midas was healed. And the river then became like the gold-bearing Clondike.

I personally know girls who want sex, but want to close their eyes and make it happen.
I personally know a lot of the same guys.

For lovers and non-lovers of coffee:
Is it better to do this in a couple? One drinks coffee and “turns” out, the second in the sight of everyone presses out the condensation from the mayonnaise pack to the first, the first someone from the audience warns, what he reacts like “you play me” and drink coffee with condensation in no way.

Xxx: body positive, body negative...
Yyy: The body relative! "As far as the fat bear is concerned, I am still slim".

The teacher smiled with his bad, wise smile and made a sandwich with a frog.
and eaten.
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Loiso Pondechva, is it you?and ;)

Well, you all so advocate Western values and education, you so hate what was done in the USSR. Eat the result! It will only be worse.
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If in the USSR there was such a good education - where did all these stereotypical aunts come from under the pencil, who look at Malysheva and can't read three words in Russian on the screen?

The Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia that Tbilisi teenagers through magnetofone amplifiers turn on the streets of the city recordings of the roar of tigers to mock passers.

I write from Israel. “Women, do not believe the unmasculine who shout, ‘Look, you will serve, then we will talk about equality.’” We serve, and yet the fools have a thousand repulsions, why a woman lives better.