Borrow from the history of abortion, just go to the ass. What shit does a psychiatrist do? So that some piss, yesterday finished sitting in the pants in a pedwiz, taught me about life and about rabbits with pebbles? And then you wonder why they don’t love you.
I remembered a story from my being a waitress.
It was a fierce northern winter. I worked in a good restaurant, and we were ordered a banquet for the MČSovce, like a person for 30. And here, my partner and I all day rounded, covered, all in the highest class. Hungry we run, pipet, and there the table breaks straight. And ivory to you, and champagne and a lot of everything delicious.
The table is covered and there are no guests. On the street, a storm warning has been issued. We waited for an hour, two waiting, 5-7 people arrived at the third hour. Well, they sat at the covered table, talked, stood up and left. We, not thinking for a long time, caaaak rushed up with our partner for food. Sitting at the table, champagne opened, happy)) We sit around) It takes ten minutes, the door to the hall opens and in front of us there are MČSovci, all, his mother, 30 people. The five men just went out to meet them.
I was almost surprised by the champagne. And my girlfriend sits with full, snacks, mouths and says, "We thought you were ufouled."
The guests were cool. We quickly removed the traces of our wickednesses, and the guests sat at the table and then mocked us all night, laughed and offered to eat (And I have never been so ashamed in my life.
Grizzly Grizzly. All the time I am confused in technical terms: I say "this is a bit", I am corrected "this is a bit", and when I describe "this is a bit" they say that this is a bit,"this is a bit"))
Today in the electric car we go to the final stop, the mechanic says "When leaving the wagons do not forget your things... there is a pause... and do not leave yourself here".
Down the ears of the macaron monster!
“Sorry guys, but cremate somehow not in a Christian way... So you can and in no way offend the Orthodox who are not involved in a man.”
First, the Orthodox hierarchs have repeatedly publicly explained that the RPC is not against cremation at all.
Secondly, try in Peter (until the focus of the Orthodox city!) Buried in the grave of an ordinary citizen. No bribe or bribe - and don't hope. If it does not "deserve" it will be burned.
And if in your castle the pop is rubbing about "not in a Christian way," know: he is absolutely certain to share with the cemetery mafia. And his level in this deal is not higher than the rope.
The female profession.
In the original (and this is an old joke with a beard like the mother of the hipster) the female profession not only ended in y, but also started in b.
I work as a bill-editor (this is a person who is responsible for selecting illustrations, if anyone does not know), had to work, including in gloss. One day, a friend had an unnecessary ticket for the paphos premier of the American horror story about another dead Japanese girl, she called with herself.
In general, like Americans took a photo session for a magazine in Tokyo and saw a terrible ghost on the photo. Sitting such, consider professional shooting in paper prints in the format "ten to fifteen". I whispered like a hyena, my laughter, I think, scared the whole room much more than what was happening on the screen.
I watched the race on dog springs: in the middle of the slides was a man on skies, who was pulled by two dogs.
The Biker.
Yacht on water already
I: With my salary, I will also soon live on the water
I: Not in the sense that on a yacht
I: In the sense of eating
About x/f "Mattilda":
Uncle slept with the ballerina, and Paphos, as if he saved the planet from the transformers.
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And about the weather.
I turn on the TV to show the heat. I look out the window – they show the ass... I ask the husband who came from the street with the dog:
What to wear?
The husband, philosophically cuddling with the shepherd:
You can wear whatever you want. It does not matter. The main thing is not to forget to take. The chain is stronger.
There will be no bodyguard, because the day before in the bar: all the boys, another drink and left. I don't want to sleep in the entrance anymore, or the smart house installed - he doesn't let me go into the apartment.
It sounds like paradise. I want to live in a house that doesn’t let drunk people.
On my jacket, I noticed the emblem of the game Gran Turismo (blue and red rumble).
I joked, saying that this was the order plank of the imperial troops.
Then I checked - it turns out, I am a junior lieutenant in the Imperial Fleet O_o
No matter how much you insult your past, you will never have another.
There was a 5 course. Medical University, Department of Infectious Diseases, first lecture. There is a grey professor. Now, he says, I will tell you our main secret. We, opening the notebook, holding our breath, the pencil is ready, we wait.
Are you ready? So here. The mantle can be washed!! to
Can you have 150 grams of cognac for courage?
No, I have come here courageously.
Sometimes customers deliver. I work in a jewelry store, always behave very polite and welcoming, although there are different people. I got an offer for my whole life.
The buyer chose two chains, looked at them, criticized them and said, “Give them to me for a hundred dollars.” You will both pay and I will pay you in cash.
"Sorry," I say, "I like you very much as a human being, but I sell you a chain for $84. And the second, for 120 U.E. For a hundred, I can’t raise my hand.
Make a significant discount!
Dear buyers, a) learn mathematics b) have conscience.
I love you.
Today in the subway: opposite a four-year-old girl stands on her knees on a seat, looking at the landscape outside the window (light butov metro). We enter the tunnel. Grandma says:"Sit down, Katyusha, okay, there is nothing to look at". The girl turns around, throws us, sitting opposite, with a boring look and says loudly:" Yes, there is nothing to look at here too".
The head of the Interior Ministry of Britain urged the British to unite after a truck hit a crowd of people"
and UGU. Stay tight - you will be more comfortable to press.
About motivation. In the army, the commander of the unit of the Manufacturers set me the task that in two weeks in the unit to play the orchestra of the spiral otherwise I quote-"Sgnom on the cleaning facilities!!!". By the way, neither I nor the other unfortunate even knew in what hole these dooks were blowing.
Two weeks later, part walked a solemn march under the orchestra.