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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50543
 20.07.2011
Rin: I can’t, I don’t want to, I’m not alive, raise me up forever
Undead: C Good Morning Can you clean cats from the hermetic?
Rin: drop back O_o

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50542
 20.07.2011
I bought cake yesterday.

I: There are cabbage cakes.
Q: Yes, I will warm up.
I: Don’t have to heat up, we have a microwave in the office, let’s do that.
Q: Then there are no cabbage cakes
I = = o

I agreed to sell.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50541
 20.07.2011
The glass is technically always full. Half of it is filled with fluid or half with air.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50540
 20.07.2011
After a cyst in sight and birth before students, it is difficult to remain a closed person without humor. Or to a psychic, or to a psychic.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №50539
 20.07.2011
When I was a child, my mother told me, “Don’t eat sweets before lunch – you’ll lose your appetite.”
I grew up and now eat sweets at work all day in the hope, finally, to break that foolish appetite.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50538
 20.07.2011
The xxx:
have fun.
The Micronecta scholtzi water bugs, which live in Europe’s reservoirs, produce extremely loud sounds up to 99.2 dB, which is comparable to the noise of a passing train. These bugs are record holders in the animal world in the ratio of volume and body size.
It is also notable how these sounds are issued - this is what a male does to attract a female, carrying his sexual organ through the abdomen.
YYY :
I suggest to introduce a new expression - "I knock in the chest" - strong tricks!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №50537
 20.07.2011
Come, I’ve already prepared a bottle of champagne, two candles, three condoms, and a few livers for the morning.
and her. I don’t drink champagne, and candles don’t like they smell, and I don’t want cookies at all. ( by
Well, I guessed with Gandalf.)

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