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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33267
 20.07.2010
Eho: and my father has a tough... yesterday the phone crashed, it all broke down, the battery, the body, everything in different directions... after that did not turn on. So he did not think long, went and immediately, bought a new, exactly the same... in the evening comes and sprinkled me on the couch old, "on for your collection of clay." Well, I thought that it was really a phone cap...and everything was much easier it was dumb.)
You have great ancestors! Instead of charging the phone, buy a new one.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33266
 20.07.2010
thx (11:50:36 20/07/2010)
Did you get scared when you saw the size of my file?

yyy (11:51:16 20/07/2010)
She pretends to be dead in the event of imminent danger.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33265
 20.07.2010
xxx (11:52) :
Would you be beer?

yyy (11:53) :
Yes Yes

xxx (11:53) :
Then go for a beer and I will be happy.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33264
 20.07.2010
xxx: I want to sleep... I wonder when I retire, will I have time to sleep before I get old-age insomnia?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33263
 20.07.2010

xxx(22:41:09 19/07/2010)
Is your appearance more important than your inner world?

yyy(22:41:36 19/07/2010)
I need the golden middle.

xxx(22:41:52 19/07/2010)
I have 18 cm.

yyy(22:42:30 19/07/2010)
I am waiting for you, come...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33262
 20.07.2010
From the game Lineage 2:
I have a lot of stuff in the warehouse.)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XX: I know, these are the tips of a woman’s breasts.
YYY: The idiot!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33261
 20.07.2010
yellow_pill
How long these Tuesday days are, like a whore to an elephant.
Karna
How experienced you are...
yellow_pill
There were a lot of Tuesday in my life.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33260
 20.07.2010
He took his wife to the birthplace. The second time. Oh, she didn’t have to say "I'll be back!"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33259
 20.07.2010
XHHH: that is the case: the iPad charges a week usually, and then I put it near the bed and in a couple of hours the battery is dead. Do you have a Geiger Counter?
Don’t look at him porn.
Shit... Fuck...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33258
 20.07.2010
At one bookstore in Chelyabinsk, an honest sign was hanged: "Books, booklets and booklets." We also sell Dostoevsky and Dostoevsky.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33257
 20.07.2010
- Let's live together, buy two compasses and spend an inet for sure!
- Yes, two Maca... one white, the other grey... Two fun Maca =))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33256
 20.07.2010
Instead of the heart, a plasma motor
Tags: flame

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33255
 20.07.2010
Applications for technical support
The problem:
RICOH1035 - buttons on the xerox do not work (selection of sheets and so on)

The decision:
Restarting the copy did not help. I clicked on the copy menu and found nothing, I left the menu. Buttons are not working. I went back and found nothing again. The buttons worked. The problem is solved by the bioenergy specialist.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33254
 20.07.2010
XXX is
Hulk to break

XXX is
Halk Rwat

XXX is
Hulk cutting eggs

YYYY
Be careful with nonsense.

XXX is
Halk accurately

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33253
 20.07.2010
Demidroll (09:53:22 20/07/2010)
I was here in the office of Situvin a few minutes ago. We have a girl - very cute and smart (dark hair - FSE affairs). Of course, I sympathize with her very much. and here. A few minutes ago I made myself tea and she asks me to make her coffee. No question – I do. (In addition, there are three other women in the accounting office.) have done. I carry her. And then out of me, loudly so, on the entire accounting, the phrase flows out: "Sorry, coffee is not in bed...Better late than never!"
The girl is kidding - the aunts are looking at me with interest... I feel like a macho - I leave with my head proudly raised! and :)

It is. Actually, the accounting system appears...

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №33252
 20.07.2010
A friend told me.
He sits on a pair, writing a checklist. Not even a fuck knows. He decided not to give up, to go to the transfer, and from nothing to do drew a fish on a sheet of work and signed the "fish". But he did not take into account the fact that the predecessor 5 minutes before the end of the couple passed and collected all the work himself. Pizdec, he thinks, will not appreciate his humor. They come next week and give up work. He gets his, with a pair, naturally, and a signature under it. "It is a double".
I would like to have such lectures.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33251
 20.07.2010
Kissed :
Did I tell you? that we right behind the window at work hanged the advertisement of the center of layer surgery)))))) banner 6 on 12 meters)))) and more precisely... huge breasts in POLDOMA!!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33250
 20.07.2010
And on the fragments of self-government will write our names (c).
Yyy: on the clouds of self-rule, ignorant
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[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33249
 20.07.2010
The government will make mortgage available for 60% of Russians by 2030 Putin is

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33248
 20.07.2010
We discuss the post about love, virtues and shortcomings in partners.

Q: What are your merits?
M: I have all the merits in my brains! And all the brains are worthy.

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