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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №67304
 20.07.2012
The boss has been upset for a week. The general assembly decided to sacrifice her to the most evil client. Hopefully our mini-turtle will be pleased.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67303
 20.07.2012
What pizza did we order last time?? to
Tagged: barbeque
XXX: How is it called?
Tagged: barbeque
XXX is mild. Imagine that Barbeque is the tariff, and the provider who?
Tagged: Milano Pizza

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67302
 20.07.2012
Gays should be treated like fools. Until they go to bed with me, I don’t know about them.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67301
 20.07.2012
Until what does not bring people to the craving for the internet :) I recognized it today on my own skin.

As practice shows, in order to get the Internet, it is necessary not only to buy a modem, but also to find a place where it catches. One day I decided to go on an exciting trip through the bathroom with a notepad in search of the desired habitats of the Internet.. By the law of wickedness they were nowhere... I had already thought to give up, but noticed a window that came out on the almost flat roof. I was good, decided to climb through the window (30 cm in height, 80 in width) and, s**a, so stuck with a notepad.
I’m still sitting here on the internet :) I even post from here :DD

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67300
 20.07.2012
I have a younger brother, Vasily. I went home yesterday:

Do you know what Vaska did? He does not confess to me!
I: I did not hear. Is there any other information?
Mom: Just Anton called you and asked when you came back to knock Vaska...

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67299
 20.07.2012
We have a new employee in the warehouse: a rat-commodity.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №67298
 20.07.2012

XXX: Is your husband okay with the fact that you go to Saratoga?
Okay, of course) what are the questions?
XX: Well, my, for example, does not like saraphanes, long sweaters and disguised dresses.
So let’s not wear them.
Let him dress like a man!!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67297
 20.07.2012
Fuck how I envy you.
I want the sea.
mistakenly
I see all the pictures from the sea.

You are thin. comforted

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67296
 20.07.2012
Forum of Radioelectronics

XXX Comrades of Profession! Tell me, I pulled the nest from the TV tuner. I bought a new tuner and changed it. The TV shows one first channel across the entire setup range.

YYY: The TV shows one channel... It can’t be turned off – only reduce the volume. There is also the feeling that you are being watched.


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67295
 20.07.2012
ivilai: A bullet of caliber 7.62 easily breaks a large beard bone
BackSlashOZ: along
Tagged: coincidentally
Tag: abandoned hand
Tagged: Chuck Norris

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67294
 20.07.2012
An asshole in the 21st century: a man in a row in a supermarket at the box office paying for milk and bread, stretches the card of the collector, then moves to the cashier a bottle of beer and stretches another card.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67293
 20.07.2012
The word "squirrel" sounds like it is a whirlwind, which at full moon turns into a whirlwind.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67292
 20.07.2012
Your place in the kitchen!
Do not wait for me in the bedroom.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67291
 20.07.2012
XHH: No, he is, of course, beautiful, educated, smart. And all would be well.
But it lives – like a protein from the "Ice Age".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67290
 20.07.2012
by svetk@: greeting
Ludoman7x: Hello
Svetk@: can you ask a question?
Ludoman7x: throw
Svetk@: Are you a sex sprinter or a long-distance driver?and :)
Ludoman7x: The Astronaut
Svetk@: in the sense?
Ludoman7x: As long as I dream =/

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67289
 20.07.2012
Natalie today is:
:-D with everyone may not run))) first talk / rewrite, enchant - otherwise they can take for a perverse and call the police))) - in general - while it is better to take the lunch of marriagelessness, you think of my tranquility, right? and ;)

Anthony today is:
Unmarried Lunches Are Solitary Pellets?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67288
 20.07.2012
Commentary from a famous tracker:
It’s not a porn tracker, it’s Wikipedia somehow!!! And they will correct, and teach them how to do the right thing, and they will provide a seal for knowledge. I am glad that it is registered here.

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67287
 20.07.2012
In the news:
The governor of the Krasnodar region promised residents of Crimea, who were affected by the flooding, to release them from payment for water supply until November.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67286
 20.07.2012
She was passing by a black car and suddenly her eyes opened. Green and round.
After walking a few steps, I could see a cat lying there. It was completely black and completely fused with the background. Seeing me approaching, the cat sat down, broke his fist and whispered.
I suspected that this infection perfectly understands that it is not visible in black, and deliberately scares people.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67285
 20.07.2012
From the Dialogue:

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Elvenprince: I came up with the idea of how to get rid of FBI hatchbacks.

Tagged with: KAG

Elvenprince: introduce fashion on T-shirts with the inscription UFMS

Fuck to :?

Elvenprince: Federal Migration Service Office

I ordered a T-shirt.

andquot;

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