What a city, then?
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What are you taught in school, twins? Take a notebook and write it 100 times:
"What is this city?"

From the hubra: discussing the aggressiveness of riding dogs.

That is, if you’re on a big car and a dog runs after you and laughs, then maybe it’s trying to say, “Hey, man, let me take you on the trailer!”?

Elka: I watched here "Noah"
GreenOctober: And how? Is the book better?

Discussions in Kazakh language:
Q: What is this song about, in short?
Vitalik09: Lived in Kazakhstan until 12 years, I remember: "nan"- bread, "cheese" - beer. There are no such words in the song, so it’s not about an urgent song.
patch: probably the standard pop text - you are so beautiful, I saw you and fell in love.. and the women's party - you are also nothing, I look at you and all wet.. well something like that.

XXX: Looking for a professional
YYY: Is that where the melody from this movie is?

I broke the ear. I understand everyone’s shit, but my mom wasn’t shit. In general, I came home with comments like "what like a pidor? Daddy, look at this dolbon, there is no way to get the grandmother into the house, he got into the fucking meat, she called the grandmother, told her about it. The sister says, "I won't leave you with the child (her son) anymore, so that the blue-collar doesn't get drunk."" I understand everyone's joking, but my dad was almost joking, he cut me off with one phrase: "It's not enough hole in my ass?"". I still have my grandmother! He says he’ll still feed me like he did before, but he doesn’t know what the blue are eating.
The ears of shit.
I’m 21 years old and I like girls.

I am in the ninth month. My husband looks at me affectionately and sings: “My wife is broad..."

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Discussions in Kazakh language:
Q: What is this song about, in short?
Vitalik09: Lived in Kazakhstan until 12 years, I remember: "nan"- bread, "cheese" - beer. There are no such words in the song, so it’s not about an urgent song.
patch: probably the standard pop text - you are so beautiful, I saw you and fell in love.. and the women's party - you are also nothing, I look at you and all wet.. well something like that.

I said myself. Born and raised in Kazakhstan. But what they sing in the pop Kazakh songs is still a mystery for me.

Ideal people always have the letter "A" in their names.
Evgeny: I am pleased that there is a word genius in my name.
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Sergey: Let’s go...

The fire burned:
You are the best taxi driver.
I am :??? to
Koresh: Only you can, under Marilyn Manson, come to the cemetery at two o’clock at night.

Topic: 20 films we want to live from

xxx: Watched "Big fish", the actress looks like the girl I’ve been running for 3 years...the name of the post-loy.

Why do you run after a girl for three years?

zzz: She’s just standing in front of him in the gym.)

How did you get rid of me, shitty students? Remember - EAT, that is, we move in transport, and EAT, meaning we receive food. Or are you so dumb that you can’t master the fifth grade program?

What do you know about illogicity?
I go north every day to get to the station "South"

A guy with a girl. I talk about something, I pass by. The girl with loving eyes says to the guy: "I kiss when you give me compliments."

I am a vegetarian. I love people who eat meat. I enjoy cooking my husband's chickens and baked chicken, feeding cats with meat feed. I love the smell of meat, I miss its taste. If we lived in a beautiful world where animals lived in love and care, and died easily from a single injection, I would eat meat with great pleasure. After all, everyone dies, and there is nothing unnatural in death.
But we do not live in such a world. I’m sorry to watch fish in shops fighting for a swallow of air. I hate to see those who swim up, and I tremble at the thought of what is happening at the fish farms, even if the bodies are floating in front of the buyers.
Eventually, I realized that my attempts to defend my right to eat meat were directed against myself. No one takes meat. The problem is that I love meat, but I feel sorry for animals. Here everyone makes their own choice. Someone is more sorry, and someone loves more. Aggressive vegetarians attack non-vegetarians so they don’t want meat. Aggressive non-vegetarians taste scary foods so that they themselves are less sorry for the animals. Although I think that any convicted person would be delighted to eat meat, and that no one would suffer.
Less aggression against each other. No one owes anything to anyone. Just a pleasant appetite.

to this:
He is not strong in physics, so...
He is not strong in physics either. But...

“You are at the lowest level of development,” Philip cried out.
Philippovich, you are still just forming, weak mentally.
All your actions are purely animal, and you are in the presence of two people.
With university education you allow yourself with complete disconnect.
It is intolerable to give some cosmic scale and cosmic advice.
@M. Bulgakov "The Dog Heart"

I tried to paint while on a car trip through Altai as a passenger. "Russian roads - feel like a seismographer"

When a motorcyclist is gasping on a city crossroads, somewhere, behind the wall, a neighbor with a perforator is crying and the grandmother's television is nervously smoking in the side.

Married men live longer because they have not yet invented more sophisticated torture in hell.

A remarkable announcement about the sale of the Iron Horse Gaz 3110 (style and spelling of the original) was noticed in Avito.

I sell my wolf. The purchase, frankly, is questionable, but the price is purely symbolic. 30 thousand rubles and your cruiser! Year of issue 2005, state of protest. The distance is indicated on the board as 72000, but under this it is worth understanding 172000. To be honest, it’s 27000. I still don’t understand how she was able to travel such a distance... Most importantly, the machine is on the move! There are no problems in the city (except that without air conditioning in the summer it feels like a car is burning). Many foreigners (especially those who do not suspect that they are participating in the competition) are crashing from the light. It’s normal on the road too. What speed you will be able to develop on it depends only on your instinct of self-preservation. Personally, in those rare times when I pushed it up to 180, I caught myself on the fact that I don’t blink, don’t move and hardly breathe. At the left door there is a rotten area from which polyethylene runs. It is very helpful to detect the car on large parking lots and gives the beast a unique individuality. On the body - there are some areas that can be considered normal. The interior decoration of the cabin is made by someone's incomprehensible desire using linoleum. You will have to live with this. Deep in the driver's seat there is some very sharp detail, which sometimes painfully fits into the back. I never understood what detail it was, why it was there and how it could be at all. There is a button to turn on the air conditioner, this is the only detail of the air conditioner that has survived to our days. There is also an on-board computer, I suspect it is its artificial intelligence (and not you) that decides when the car starts and when to stung. The furnace – the flame of Sauron – works in the winter so mom doesn’t burn. But unfortunately, the hot air is poisoning from below, and in the summer, when the stove is off, if you catch more than 110 on the track in sandals, it burns the fingers on the right foot heavily. So in the summer on the right foot is better to wear shoes... In the car for the last month and a half I have not smoked. I smoked a lot before. But not more than the previous owner and his numerous friends - at the same time, all together, in the winter, with tightly closed glasses. The uncharacteristic grey ceiling will not allow this to be hidden. Very large plus-dusting is absent, it releases a rift like from the bottom! In this regard, even brave cyclists rush from fear and stay away from you, which in turn provides a comfortable ride. One of the most important advantages of this car is that it is categorically not wanted to stop the DPS inspector. And even when you ride in front of them with untouched belts and off nearby lights – they only lead you with a compassionate look... What is the mystery, I never understood.