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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117525
 20.08.2015
XXX: Is there a problem with the fonts? Did I understand correctly that you don’t see the text?
YYY: No, he’s in principle displayed... but somehow he doesn’t want to look at him.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117524
 20.08.2015
You can’t imagine how bored everyone around you is when you’re going home in the subway after three performances in a row in Darth Vader’s costume!! to

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117523
 20.08.2015
If you decide to see the volcano Eyjafjallajökull.

From Seidaruksroukjur you need to go to Myrdalsjökull, Snyfedelsjökull, then through Harbnafjordur to Brunhoulfskyria and Kauldafelsstadur, past Hvandalshnukyr and Watnajökull, then to Tungnafelskyrdl, Stikkishoul, Neskaupstadur, Faskufjördour, Aldeyarfos, Ker Lingarfjökull and Murdalstjökull. Well, grammarnazi check, I accidentally did not mistake anywhere. I wonder if at least one person has read all the names carefully speaking all the letters.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117522
 20.08.2015
Pavel> What is 802.11ac unsuitable if not a secret? The world does not know.

Denis_g> The toilet is bad. Why do we need Wi-Fi?

klirichek> Waiting for the output of 802.11wc

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117521
 20.08.2015
Recently dug up an old matrix printer, checked - it works.
I read the description in the Innet:
and plus:
Print on paper of any quality.
Rolling of paper
...
A few minutes later, the printer printed anecdotes on a roll of toilet paper.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117520
 20.08.2015
We have two Chinese (no, there are more, but today I’ll talk about two). The name of one is Huy (pronounced as Hui). The second name is Dong. In the British slang, it’s also a shit. The uncomfortable moment when "You fuck" is not the last argument in the dispute, but the appeal...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117519
 20.08.2015
I encountered a touch. The main heroine of the film is a freelancer journalist, virtually not leaving his home.
Twenty years ago, it would sound like the “Aeroflot pilot, nowhere out of the bunker.”

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117518
 20.08.2015
From the tea we went straight into the snow.
The young brain did not give peace - it's like having to fuck up with tea to get into some snow fuck.

Greatly
words to fuck and fuck the boy in his childhood knew, but here desperately - past

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117517
 20.08.2015
Lord, but in the light of the autodaph of sanctions products, there is a purely Russian slogan: "Fire! And steal! Do it!"

Hush, take care of you.

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