A very fat cat came to us today.
very much
When his grandmother approached him, he didn’t run like everyone else.
He just turned and slowly left.

to this:
Why are the majority of shops called "Our Own"?

Because if you name the store "From yourself", the firefighters will stumble.

A month went to the gym, lost 6 thousand rubles.

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called on Ferguson to exercise restraint and respect the rights of the people to peaceful protest and freedom of expression.

In Rome, beer was used only as a strengthening agent for the sick, and healthy people were not recommended to drink it.
Yyy: -Dear, I got sick today, go for a half-piece of Zhygulevsky.

Listened at the exhibition:
A woman sells a Persian cat.
A man fits, admired the beast, appreciated, says that they like Persians very much...
"But" – says a man – "My friends often come to me! What if I take a cat and they come in costumes?and "
The woman, not long thinking: "Well, in costumes and will go!"

and Tamara:
Girls who want to catch the bouquet of the bride, approach the bridegroom!

From Habr, the post on the self-made automatic watering for flowers:

XXX: Can you tell me what the connector in Figure 3_1 is called?

YYY: Oh, and I don’t know. All the wires with a hole I call sprinklers, and with a stick sprinklers.

Here you rusted over the Psaki Sea in Belarus she found. And in the sale appeared shrimp production of Belarus.

This is another...

I work on commands, live in a dormitory for 4 people in a room.I came from work, tired. I took a shower, washed my trousers and socks. The socks were so long, with so much heart. I go into the room with my dirty socks lying on the bed. The strangers washed...

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Winter, Ural, eight years ago My car (the usual white field) is filled with snow to the middle of the glass. For an hour and a half he broke the path to her through the whole courtyard (with a shovel) and swept away from the snow (with a hat) until he reached the room. And only then remembered that he put his evening in the garage.

I work on commands, live in a dormitory for 4 people in a room.I came from work, tired. I took a shower, washed my trousers and socks. The socks were so long, with so much heart. I go into the room with my dirty socks lying on the bed. The strangers washed...

neoSENS: I’m on the motorcycle, the gauges often stop (it’s okay) tired already. Yesterday, in a certain century, I went on a big, I think cool, the gays will not stop, and in the courtyard I am caught by the crew of the PPS and check the big for theft. Winner of life.

The topic is discussed:
The Ministry of Defense of Poland will deliver humanitarian aid to the Ukrainian military. and ==

XHH: Two thoughts 1 with apples?
2 - humanitarian aid to the military - something deeply perverse is in this phrase.

It will now be necessary to teach Lobachevsky’s geometry instead of Euclidean geometry.

Interview at the Cage:
Man: I live alone, I want to have a friend - a cat.
The farmer offers a cat for castration.
Man (indignant): Why do I have a friend castrate?? to

He didn’t have half a tile in the bathroom. Because his father once decided to glue another gum. The children chewed and he cried. It is falling on the head now.

AAA: In a quiet turmoil the devils lead, and once a month the devil himself visits them.

From the chat (talk about the waitress):

A: She is not sociable at all!
BBB: Nifiga is not sociable, I was sociable for 400 rubles yesterday!!! to

I like to think.
In most people, the mental process is associated with painful sensations.
I like to make other people think with my head.
Am I a sadist?

In the area of "Elephant" How to you?