A: Where did the word thank you come from?
B: Well, probably from Captain Evidence...
A: Thank you Cap

Status in contact:
"I got the phone. Whoever has found it, take care of it. He was shit!!and "

Witch: I don’t have a brain cell.
There is no cell? Brain in the line?
The Witch in the Triangle
In love with you? :)
Witch in Bermuda

black_drozd: 15 terabytes per serving of a dead man! Jo-ho-ho and a bottle of vodka!

If your child, pouring tea, tilt the cup, then you have allowed a couple of gaps in education.

Student living room. The older brother communicates with his parents via messenger, the middle brother plays StarCraft 2 and hears the conversation in half-ear, the younger browses around the room and irritates everyone.
Why are you constantly fighting with each other?
This is all she begins (strikes at sister)
You got me already! (I am trying to complain to my parents)
Mom: You start again, what do you need not to argue?
Average (simulating the voice of the Queen of Cranberries): more supervisors are needed!

The girlfriend:
and balin. I have a song from the movie "Call". The one who played on incoming messages about the date of death. I thought I would scare everyone)) In half a minute the sms came - I was almost upset by the sound myself))))))))))

I’m sorry, you really have nothing to do with it! All about me - I don't like stupid fat fucks.
by smbc

The xxx:
In the kitchen, sugar and tea. if the water without the water - pour, if with water, then: if with cold - put on the plate, if with hot - lay in the cup

YYYY :
ahahahahah

YYYY :
Are you a programmer?

xxx is

YYYY :
There is no shit.

The xxx:
This is the bag (

[17:03:48] Tomycik: In order for life to not seem like honey, God invented: bones in oatmeal, bugs in raspberries, and democracy