Fr1Dom (12:05:39 16/09/2008)
I have thought

GOR (12:05:52 16/09/2008)
How did you do it? O_O

Flip : Who? by :
by Fuck! My mother found a bug in me - today I woke up for 20 minutes in all sorts of ways, but I found a single but true bug!
She said, “You’ve gotten a bumper!!!” Oh how I jumped up to the window...

by Fuck! Today is a strange day...
At first, the cleaner came to quarrel, like go see what’s going on in the bathroom. I come and look and I just say:
There is a piece of paper on which is written "Dear employees! Please do not throw toilet paper and personal hygiene products into the toilet (the mark is assigned at the bottom and the painting), and the toilet itself is filled with toilet paper and at the top is still early.
Then we went to our dining room. So sadly I eat and suddenly the trucks, 6 people, fly, and everything is friendly like this: "ORX ORX ORX ORX" and past the table they run, take the plates with the cracker and on the other side past my table "Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat";;
Something wrong is happening in our world.

Interview with Kolya Valuev:
I like to joke with my friends sometimes. In fact, I am a fun person. Many people think it’s crazy."

dub: I always thought Kolya Valuev was a fun man!!!))
Dub: I’m even afraid to imagine how he likes to joke with his friends.
Art: Cole jokes only once.
I’m looking for new friends.)

The xxx:
Imagine that Casper has wiped out :)

Yesterday he stumbled on a file driver.
There is a virus. The Trojan Taram.
Well, I have a file especially unnecessary, I say indifferently - say prison saji

Casper is out.
confused so
I'm talking on the leisure a little jail checked - well healthy file, maybe let go?))

YYYY :
with whom it does not happen.)

The xxx:
Rooffle: He barely drowned

The xxx:
Could he have noticed and recovered? and :)
Treatment of claustrophobia.

YYYY :
Tagged with: rofl

girlfriend and boyfriend (4 years)
She: Sasha, I want sex
He: What does it have to do with me?

From the ASCII.
Shust: This is another topic...)
Shust: These are the nice guys... guys you want me to show you a special, Slavic hostility?))
Reidel: YY=))) In my mouth the lips! That’s Daniel Blaine!
Emm, where are you going from?
Reidel: From the new fair) you don’t know her, she’s not trending yet))
Shust: What did you buy there?
A new shirt! with red pattern)
Shust: Are you sure there’s not a cluttered mouse?? = )
“Emma, you guys, it’s a good mouse!” Return the shirt, the devil!! to
What are you drinking like that?
Reidel: Is it this? and beef juice)
Shust: Or maybe something else?
Reidel: What else is it? Blind what? Fake my goats!! Blondes and Blondes!! to
Shust: Y=)) Where is your car?
Reidel: My lips are in my mouth! You missed my car! What is this fucking? Our horse is now a doll! Faq my goats, unclean!! to
Shust: =))) And now the last wrist and I will retreat.
Reidel: No No No No No! No to Daniel Blaine.
Shust: I’ll give you a hundred breezes for that.
Reidel: A hundred crowns? Well... only the last one.
Shust: Let’s go to your cell.. put your trubadur box on!))
Reidel:)) That makes me sick...
Shust: “I owe your boy a hundred breeze crowns!
Reidel: O_o Emma people are good!! There is a devil there!! Get rid of it!! to
by Shust:...........
by Shust:...........
Reidel: He got rid of... Berry Juice...
Shust: O_o In my mouth...

of generations...

There is a generation that doesn’t know what it’s like to hear a song you like on the radio, press on the magnetophone "rec", and then understand that you’ve lost your favorite cassette... :(

Dear Tarakanov Maxim Andreevich, I know that you are sitting on the tower now, and that means you have free time. Call me fuck! Your favorite wife.and :-)

vituwa
"..... treatment of alcoholism, tobacco smoking, obesity in 1 session..."
How can it be

Avdeeff
The mouth shut.

In the morning I was given a catalogue of the company Kemper, it produces extraction equipment. And, judging by the text, the catalogue was translated into Russian by the Germans themselves.
All the way I was killed by the adjective "flexible". I couldn’t understand the first 20 pages. I had to guess what it comes from the German "flexibel", which in the normal translation into the domestic sounds only as "flexible". It is interesting what the Germans would have said if I had translated into their language words I do not know the translation of, receiving something like "gibken" or "suschtschestwowanijen".
The most taste. Yes, in German there is a verb "absaugen". Only in Germany it has no negative connotations, unlike Russian. Despite the fact that "saugen" - "sugging", and the console "ab" - "from". But it was not necessary to translate this word in parts and literally... And they got this:
The suction machine is perfectly able to suck from the welders directly on the desk with optimal suction force. The suction force can be adjusted from the minimum to the maximum suction level, which is very pleasing to the welders"... "The suction table will make the work of the welder much more enjoyable"... And finally "Kemper is a recognized leader in the suction industry". This is about 200 pages of text.

I was in the store today, picking my sister’s toy on the day. She is still small, loves soft mice. I go and watch the bears. Here I see the slogan 2 for the price of one, and on the shelf there are two mice in a hug. Like any Russian person, I buy and run to the box with toys.
On my birthday, my sister approaches me and absolutely quietly asks:"Who are these pedics??" I am naturally in a shock, and she stretches my mouse, and it is written on them " Pediki-bears"

The conclusion is not: do not behave on the hole, crack on pedics...bears.

I never thought that smoked pork would be translated as "cotted pork", not smoked pork(((

Would you advise me to play?
XXXL: Fallout 2
Tagged with: mmm!! Fallout 2 theme, stop!
Crac: Definitely a Fal2 cacao.
Hm, I will read.
[ from 5 minutes ]
It has 256 colors. What a shit?
Go to hell, you little fool!
XXXL: be you cursed!! to
Feodor: dirty bowlen, nihuya hasn’t played a podium except racing?
Feodor went to download Fallout2 to then behave as well

I brought the potatoes home. Dry in the kitchen. The potatoes occupied the whole floor in the kitchen.
In the evening, a friend comes and starts cooking in the kitchen. Through the distance between the kitchen and the room where I’m sitting, I hear “Dear, the potatoes in the refrigerator are gone, go buy.” I never doubted you, dear.
I go to the store, buy a kilo of potatoes, come and pour on the floor in the kitchen, in a common pile. I have never seen such amazed eyes.

ADAMAS: I understood why itishs have cats!
Lich : Why?
Adamas: found the old disk scratched to death, the computer refused to read.
Adamas: wiped all the towels and other figs - nothing helped
Adamas: the cat's whip - everything read without mistakes, ya fshoke!
Lich: ‘ROFL’ killed...

If female logic is the absence of any logic, then what is male logic? I have a friend dating two girls... recently married one... and the second on 7 months of pregnancy... it was wrong

Planning is to look at tasks for yesterday and write them down for tomorrow.



According to Pavel Maltsov

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The Far East, deaf taiga, gold mining search. Search is enough

A large farm, which has its own pork farm.

In the farm, for the maintenance of pork livestock held two chickens. Called

These animals are insatiable: Vaska and Borka. Due to its position

The crustaceans lived in separate divisions, on which the signs of their

by names.

And here the new chief engineer arrived: Boris Vasilyevich.

After he visited the farm, old tablets were placed on the crustacean grounds.

They disappeared, and new ones appeared: "Chrak No. 1" and "Chrak No. 2".

Other than "Cherry No. 2" since then no one has been searching for the chief engineer

I called.



by a) Vasya

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A man met in a bar with a young but attractive 58-year-old

The lady. We drank a little, we talked, and she said:

Have you ever tried three, with mother and daughter at the same time?

and no.

Would you like?

You are asking! Of course I would like!

You were lucky, you came to me.

They come to her house, the lady opens the door and screams inside:

Mom, are you not sleeping yet?!"



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