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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36298
 20.09.2010
I go after the concert.Bright makeup, mother with a huge cut, of course, how not to boast of the others with her elegant third-size breasts.At the pre-last stop, the door of the bus opens.Grandmother, age 75-80, tries to climb the stairs.I run, help to get up, I sit on my seat.She, smiling, raises her eyes on me and says, "Thank you, boy."
Here’s how to help people after that :-)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36297
 20.09.2010
Conversation with Mom:
I saw your ex again.
I – and what?
(M)- in the store was... wanted to buy "Rahat-Lukum". He was told there was no...
Have I bought beer? (= the
How did you guess?! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36296
 20.09.2010
I thought there were 84 people on my phone list. Then I look at – the first thought: fucking, what creature has gone away!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №36295
 20.09.2010
Dialogue between husband and wife:
Q: What does a girl need to be so that a man wants to arrange her a romantic evening/dinner/night?
M is like you)
J: Well well
M: The man is just not the one.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №36294
 20.09.2010
xxx: Now on the telic phrase: "There are its records and among vegetables". I immediately remembered Leah :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36293
 20.09.2010
Excuse me for cutting it)
AT : A? I did not notice you)
Wife: 0 O
Previous: Before the Climate Change
Wife: I entered right in front of you)) and even waved a pen.
We crossed the neighboring streets several times.
AT: The climate?
This is the square in front of the bridge.
At the entrance to Petrograd
When you turn to the right
AT: Was that you?! to
AT: I was swallowed because of you, while I was swallowed, I was swallowed, bl.
AT: I barely managed to get into you.
I’m sorry (I won’t be like that anymore!)! to
AT: I then 15 minutes of material "this Gandon"...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36292
 20.09.2010
Deltadan: Batman was originally intended for anime. Look at those ears.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36291
 20.09.2010
Supez, 20.09.2010 1:07:22:
What did they shame about?

Consul, 20.09.2010 1:07:37
Nothing special

The Consul, 1:08:08
I was drunk at night and thought it would be fun to rush on him and shout SPARTA while he is asleep.

The Consul, 1:08:25
And then, with the hellish hoot, he stood on the floor next to his bed.

The Consul, 1:08:40
The next morning he moved.


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36290
 20.09.2010
From the car:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: The new
Tagged: good berry

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36289
 20.09.2010
Conversation of two men:
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! What the prostitutes do, I don’t know.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36288
 20.09.2010
Rodger: Okay, change my name to Asche and on the forum, now I’m Banny Rodger.
Undreakable: Okay, I have changed my name.
eBanny Rodger: Oh, guys thank you.
Unbreakable: Okay what’s there.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36287
 20.09.2010
How is Serena?
I don’t know, I don’t talk to him.
Hoh why?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah HDD

Your contact has removed yourself from your contact list.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36286
 20.09.2010
I call the company, I arrange for work, I say:..so I said and so I am about work, in response to non-member bullshit sounds. In response again something incomprehensible..I say: Please repeat, with the connection some trouble..I in response a man orets: Let me euthanize, I am drunk, I am drunk!!!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №36285
 20.09.2010
rawerman (22:53:01 19/09/2010)
I remember a case from a distant childhood.)

rawerman (22:53:22 19/09/2010)
He digged into a sandbox and dug a deep pit.

rawerman (22:53:34 19/09/2010)
I thought I got into the clay 😉

rawerman (22:53:44 19/09/2010)
and found clay in the sand...)))))

rawerman (22:54:01 19/09/2010)
Guess why I blinded the dog? 😉

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36284
 20.09.2010
[20:12:01] The sauce: the cheek! I am not a sauce!
Kibasky: Okay
[20:12:23] Kibasky: changed the name
[20:12:37] Nessosiska: and how?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №36283
 20.09.2010
Does he listen to metal?
WOW: No apparently
HH: Well, again a clear one.
XHH: Or bold
He is very cute and shy.
I tried to rape him in the barracks, and he broke out and screamed.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36282
 20.09.2010
GooDGreY: Hey, a mess is when you call a girl on the home phone and she asks “Where are you?”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №36281
 20.09.2010
For a long time I was roaring from the soul when in Fallout 3 found in the safe "an honest pyjama" O_o and then ran a terrible raider and threateningly shrieked "giv me an honest pyjama"!!!!!)))))))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №36280
 20.09.2010
Tsima: Comrade of Sisadmin! I offer the correct answer to the question of the director/director and with them "why do you not remember the password for my soap?" count "and why do I not have the keys to your car/apartment?". The Profit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36279
 20.09.2010
Nyargh 19:32:41
I love black metal.

Catastrophe 19:37:28
How is it?

Nyargh 19:46:07
\m/ (^__^) \m/

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