We’re going to go across the city with our whole big family, including our children and our parents. There were a lot of people there, so I decided to drive in two cars. In one, my wife is driving, in the other, I. My nine-year-old son asks me:

What if we split up?

Don’t worry, we’re going slowly, one car after another.

What if we are lost?

I decided to joke:

Then I think we will never see each other again.

Okay, then I go with my mom.

We had a goat at the stall and we sold milk. One woman properly bought it every summer until one day she saw the goat herself.

It is a goat!

I: What did you get from? This is a goat.

He has a horn!

I: The female also has horns.

And the beard!! to

There is also a beard.

Q: What you’re chewing me here, I see it with my own eyes – a goat! Girls don’t have horns and beards, don’t lie!

I: Does the witch not bother you?

It is not a witch!! to

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I: But we did do it somehow, and you bought it...

J: I don’t know what you did there, but I won’t buy this anymore!! to

She really didn’t buy milk from us anymore, and walked past the barracks with the most evil look. What it was we never understood, previously communicated adequately, was positive and welcoming, and then suddenly - sailed!

Nothing so reassures a woman as the look of a working man.

Autumn though.
“Last night my husband became stronger to embrace me, I thought, love became stronger.
And Nifiga, the parasite will freeze!
I’ll go and open another window so I can’t live without me.”

What do you like more, me or soup?
The first...