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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №158707
 20.09.2022
Only one is trying – the others are “putting” effort...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №158706
 20.09.2022
Once I parked at the store. Incassiers come in, one goes out with a carabine, followed by another two with bags, and go to the store. Returning back, two people with their bags begin to get into the car, and the man with the carbide turned his back to them and this covers them in the manner of commands (carbide upperweight). While he was riding, they left and forgot about him.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158705
 20.09.2022
Can I pay for raw products with ruble-like money?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №158704
 20.09.2022
My friend and I in the golden student time once returned to her home at night, taking a lot of alcohol from different fortresses. And they decided not to burn (although her mother was quite loyal to the intake of alcohol, 20 years of children, the main thing that would be at home in the morning), and since the front door was made a bell, and everyone entering the apartment notified everyone about his parish. So the best way to get home at that moment seemed to be to climb out the window. 2 floor, house of old building, with brick outputs. And we girls are sports, trained, so the idea was immediately implemented. Everything went well, got up without falls and other problems, knocked on the window, what a friend's brother would open to us. Only with drunk eyes through the window, and we climbed, it turns out, into my mom’s room. At the knock she opened the window, assessed the picture and with the words "well come, once you came" opened the window. Then for a long time over us that the account at the level of kindergarten did not learn.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №158703
 20.09.2022
I went to the first class on September 1 in 88. Mommy was in the hospital, and the file was at work. And my grandmother couldn’t, even though she was still alive then. And I went, I remember it was scary to chew. A crowd of adults, and I am alone, but with flowers. So I remember back with the flowers and came home. No one told me that I had to give them back.

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