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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108410
 21.01.2015
Tell me who your ministers are and I will tell you what kind of president you are.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108409
 21.01.2015
Removing dirt is not shameful.
In the late 1940s, one of the permanent bases of geological expeditions had an extremely dirty public toilet. But, of course, it was not this dirty thing that attracted the general attention, but the fact that a descendant of the ancient prince family had to come to the base as part of one of the expeditions. “We will tolerate,” the geologists joked, “but what will his light do?” "His light," arriving, did what discouraged many: calmly took a hose with water, swab and carefully washed the dirty wardrobe. It was the act of a true aristocrat, knowing firmly that it is not a shame to clean the dirt, it is a shame to live in the dirt.
O.S. Muravyev, How the Russian Noble was Raised

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №108408
 21.01.2015
Since the fact of economic development of the country is confirmed exclusively by the presence of a ministry of the same name, I propose to strengthen the impression and call it "ministry of rapid economic development".

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108407
 21.01.2015
X: I have a problem.
xh: I can't read the word "I will cut" without an accent

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108406
 21.01.2015
Linus Torvalds said that the core developers don’t expect any Linux problems this year, but the problems will inevitably come.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №108405
 21.01.2015
@DerArto: Russia is a generous soul, and in Ritter Sport more nuts!

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Maybe because nuts are cheaper than chocolate?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108404
 21.01.2015
How do you see everything in other colors? How to expand borders? The best personal space? How to stand out among people like you? How to always be in the first place?" Psychological training? It is CSS.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108403
 21.01.2015
Talk about a man who is constantly crawling from torrents.
52 terabytes of porn...this is who will be the king when the internet fails.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108402
 21.01.2015
When do you drink?
I don’t know, I’ll go to work tomorrow and decide.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108401
 21.01.2015
X: Who of you would like to try MJM?
Another pyramid? Stop fooling the people!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108400
 21.01.2015
On the subject of grammar:
"Supported "

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №108399
 21.01.2015
And why did you like "The Hobbit"? Is it an idea too?
Maxim : Of course. The dragon symbolizes Russian glory, and the frey local self-government, greedy, jealous, arrogant and disgusting, but engaging with their speech (voice). And the dwarfs are us, ordinary people who just want to live in their house and get back the stolen stuff. And the little hobbit is our pride and will, which every time at the most responsible moment put on the ring and disappear somewhere. And Dranduil is a beast.
You are burning me! I am at work)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №108398
 21.01.2015
After I began to hide fantasy, I was very ashamed of the respected professor John Ronald Roel Tolkien. I never thought that Oxford teachers would be accused of poor language... and Lewis Carroll was not so distant... And how smart you are all compared to them. As you can see, authentic literature lovers...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108397
 21.01.2015
"and what you know about the wonderful smell of the D-Link Switch"

Everyone has a different taste for smells) I like the smell of a spring drum with an optical cable: a slightly broken tree + polyethylene. And I also like the smell of Siemens phones: my C65, if tightly attached to the charging socket and pulled, still smells.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108396
 21.01.2015
Based on an anecdote:

What’s going on in my boots?
It is January rain.
What does he do in my boots?? to
It bullies!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108395
 21.01.2015
I go to work in the morning. I hold the bag in my hand, at this moment my husband is jokingly attached to me. The bag falls out of her hands and everything falls out of her. The man cried and said: "Ha! You have fallen out!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108394
 21.01.2015
There is so much sugar in the cup that it is scary to drink!
xxx: but I mix it with whisky and I'm not afraid!)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108393
 21.01.2015
The 5-year-old daughter suddenly abandoned her favorite cottage and demanded a pellet for dinner. Sitting at the table, she knotted one of the petals on a fork, looked at it for a long time and thoughtfully, and then asked:"Mom, and who is the jumpelman?")))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №108392
 21.01.2015
In seeking good and eternal glory, we are despicable and insignificant.
Ah! Our days are so short-lived, and life cannot be held back!
Under the sound of rapsoids amidst the drinks I sit confused, thinking full:
Everyone will remember you today, but who will remember you tomorrow?
In the evening thou wasted like a cedar curly, scattered, wide-leafed,
And today, with a baseball bull, you are sent in the shadow to the edge.
Even now you go proudly, accumulating complicated plans.
In a moment you will get in the mouth. Ah! As a year ago, we are small.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108391
 21.01.2015
normally assignment in the Russian language 6 class - "story from the face of the school couch (A4, make)"

What can a child come up with - a lot of different ass?

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