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[ + 69 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25077
 21.01.2010
K-v-a-z-a-r: I present you with: The Anime Hoops. They sit under a saucer, drink saucer, eat pumpkin seeds with sticks... a boy passes by, the raptors get up! Repairing the kimono. They ask questions! Listen to her! What a prefecture!
MageasteR: There’s something to see, right? And if I find it, no?

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25076
 21.01.2010
In my life, I hate to shave and not shave.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №25075
 21.01.2010


The actors of the Frankfurt Theatre were drunk at a performance based on the poem of Venedict Yerofeev "Moscow - Cows" and fell from the stage.
As a requisite in the show used real vodka, which the audience had no idea.
The actors then and then jumped up, praying "Nastrofie!". Then they scattered the sheets with the texts of the roles on the stage and went on to improvisation, beginning to spill the spectators.
The drunkenness of the actors became apparent only after one of them, sitting on a chair, dropped and fell from the stage with his back into the auditorium, and another fell under the table.
In total, three operational police teams, four patrol cars and service-search dogs were involved in the elimination of the effects of the spectacle "Die Reise nach Petuschki" (Die Reise nach Petuschki).


[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №25074
 21.01.2010
Training for landing on the spaghetti:
If you are left to the floor less than 20 cm, then before performing the exercise under one of the legs you can put a small elevation (a foot of books, etc.).) and put the other leg on something slippery (watch magazines).

The xxx:
It is slippery!!! to

The xxx:
Imagine the effect of that 😉

YYYY :
They would still write to the other leg to tie the horse and knock it on the rail))))))))))

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №25073
 21.01.2010
Tell me a story for the night.
He: Jay, I am a whole tale.
She: I don’t even know how to ask: and the end is bad or good?
It is O_O

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №25072
 21.01.2010
She: Well all, good night I fucking
He is: )))))))))))))))))))))))
She: Oh, I have described myself!
He is: )))))))))))))))) *patty*

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №25071
 21.01.2010
If men knew what women were thinking, they would be twenty times more obnoxious.
by Pizzo.

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