In our office, the boss hanged a turnik. Now we can officially every hour for 10 minutes "talk without a matter" :)

xxx: Generally, in my phone (simple Samsung for £200) in the list of last calls next to all numbers either a phone icon if they are in the phone book, or a question mark if not, and in one number a red rectangle icon with the letter v in the lower right corner. What does that mean, anyone knows? Without fluid pls.

V is Vendetta.

Ir 12:20: What are you going to do today?
and appleson. 12:22) :I will go to the store cat a birthday gift to buy
IRA (12:25) :what you think to give
and appleson. 12:27 I do not know. The gel for the soul does not run.
Ira (12:27) :you are a dangerous man, and you buy 2 gels, can run
and appleson. I’ll buy you three gels, and you’re my best friend.
Irah (12:38) :sucka, and I then give you a tiger towel
and appleson. 12:39 And it was surprising. I’m a horse, and I’m a horse with a sign of the zodiac.
12:40 - And I'll give you my socks
and appleson. 12:40: And I will give you soap from Oriflame
IRA (12:41) : a sparkle
and appleson. (12:41) : 2009 year of release
Ira (12:41) :the hand cream in response will get the most odorable
and appleson. (12:42) :"milk and honey"?
IRA (12:42) :Is this the most stinking?
and appleson. 12:42 and yes
Ira (12:42) :to him
and appleson. 12:42) with the patchwork. Well, I can only answer this with a foam cock and shampoo clean line from measles. Chess and Mat
IRA (12:44) : well it is yes
and appleson. 12:44) by EAA

According to the Maya calendar in 2012, the end of the world?
What could be the end of the world in the year of the Black Dragon? There is no magic in it.! to

It is also reliably known that Diogenes himself was sometimes reluctant to grasp, and in general loved this matter. Moreover, it was unavoidable, right on the Agora (city square), where decent citizens were embarrassed to hint on the fact that this Kabbalah was inappropriate, because of the good Greek democratic traditions, which did not allow the crowd to break the puzzles of some crowd-shaking duck.

What are you flirting with!!! to

Flow to the Soviet Union!

Combining with a friend, the guy is 2 meters tall, weighs about 120, bearded. I ask"Do you want to sleep? andquot;
He"No I don’t sleep"
I:"What is it?"
He is:"I am a night butterfly"
Pause
He is:"sow "

Dialogue of 2x men about going shopping on the weekend:

xxx, 16:58:48: go orientatively to the clock to 2
Yyy, 16:59:54: Can we call at 3 o’clock?
xxx, 17:00:14: well you can and so
5:00 pm - until the sun
yyy, 17:00:45: > xxx: until the sun
I hope you’re wrong, Ashley. It is a pet!)))
I am in that while the sun shines.
yyy, 17:01:20: aaa)))
xxx, 17:01:21: :-D your perverted mind
yyy, 17:03:18: we are all here rjom))

How to say goodbye to programmers
All, I have gone. Until tomorrow.
What tomorrow? Today is Friday...
To the logical tomorrow.

We have in the joke department - the programmer went on vacation, the people did not let go, racked up on his computer dos and win 3.1 and even (!) painted under it labels from the work desk (well there studio, debuggers of all kinds...)

The programmer returns, loads the computer and hangs) Slowly runs the mouse around the desktop, then turns to a colleague and asks "Do you see the same thing as me?"
And the colleague, don’t be a fool, answers – "Well, win7, and what?"
In general, if we could keep up and not roast, I think the programmer would be taken to the psychic.)

XXX: I’ll get you out quickly!
Do you put two fingers in your mouth?
I can even have my whole leg.