Is that the irony of fate?You want it and I’ll do it, but it won’t work.
The culture channel. The program focuses on Tolkien, and in particular the Lord of the Rings. He murdered an old woman. It says that in our time all the main characters are non-people, and hobbies including.
The voice from the room: Cheberuraška was not a man either!
People buying a licensed version of Windows Bill Gates puts in the list of friends in contact (0_o)
I work as a lawyer in a domestic construction company. Sometimes there are days when there is absolutely nothing to do. And you sit, you come up with some workpiece, you translate the papers there... I made copies of the founding documents (the two most important papers in the firms), I asked for them, the director put the signature, the stamp got in. Everything would be fine, but only the blood from the nose went. And here's one dumb drop on all the work I did, carefully close to the signature.
Fuck, now this document has the highest legal force: attached with the signature of the head, the seal and the blood of the lawyer.
111 (22:13:00 20/01/2009)
Tell a terrible story. I will fall asleep sooner.
222 (22:13:32 20/01/2009)
They lived... and the shit... and the darkness...
xxx: I want to get in the subway, I will sit in front of the escalator in the cabin and quote from the tower through the speaker to passengers read =)))))))))))
by K
At the request for guessing, Yandex issued a page with various ways, among them was this:
Guessing on the cups
In the night of the New Year, all members of the family take a spoonful of water and take it to a cold place, and in the morning they look: who has water frozen with deepening, he will die, and who has a spoonful or a spoonful - will live in the coming year.
What a gesture. "Mommy is your spoon! Do not worry!"
He: Well go to me.
What about being teleported?
It is virtual
He: Lie next to me
Let’s go virtual.
He begins
She: I sit on the edge of your bed
He : and
She slowly drops the black silk dress from my shoulder.
It is: Yes
She: and under it only black socks.
Their actions?
He: I take your hand and move towards me.I begin to lead your hands around your body.
Do you want to lick?
He : No
She: Then I dress up and leave HDDDD
He says, “Where are you going, I’ll take you by force.
She: I am a Shaolin nun!! to
She: and the master of sport in Aikido!!! to
She: And in the bandage I have a poisoned pinch!
He said, “Put me off! You are mine!
She: I take your hand and hit your jaw!
And then in the smell! I make a salto mortale! You are attacking!
She: I avoid striking with the left, I do the "the stealing tiger" and you are striking the left corner!! to
She: Listen, well, fuck this sex, let’s do better!! to
He: All the grandmothers are like the grandmothers... and I got the fucking...
Title: Describe Yourself
Meaning of character, hobbies, height, weight of the eye
Fuck to Fuck!!! I won’t be quiet until I find something to weigh in the eye!!!! to
I smiled with a friend :)
How are you on the personal front?
No, no, no, no, no, nothing is personal
During the course, our chemistry teacher gave:
Maxim to the board!
My name is Denis.
Do not be smart!
O_O
Smiley invented it.
xhh: ~:C is a guy from the "dinner at the hutor near the wild"
Winter, -10, snow... Girls in miniatures... Session...
Did you write the first page?
and well.
and GNU! What is the price of gas?
and 250.
“Damn, Julia, we have agreed for 380!! to
The wolf, please...
The Quote:
8168 [ + 666 − ] [: Átha Átha Cliath:] Approved 2006-01-18 at 07:14
<wut_y4icco> fucking, the electric sho went down to the kitchen, and there is a cat sitting on a tokasho baked biscuit and eating it!
<wut_y4icco> Does anyone need a cat?
<wut_y4icco> fresh
I've been looking for such a rating for a long time.)
Vovka (02:40:09)
To argue with you? You print faster.
Conrad
By the way, I checked the history of the teaching by the name Vestijak
Conrad
from the May. How he got a heart attack. History is not lying =)
† Ionych †
It was a long time ago, I do not remember.
Conrad (11:43:03 20/01/2009)
In short, he is evil. Students were unhappy. He is watching news. The war in Chechnya. Ruins, shootings, bleeding... The reporter reports something, and in the background a tank passes, soldiers on it. And on the armor with white arshine letters is written "VESTJAK MUDAK ". A heart attack...
XXX is
I must have chocolate.
XXX is
Can I give nature?
YYYY
smoke
YYYY
Your nature is only to give the fore-ever peelings, don’t let yourself...
For a long time, the main task of the economy was to resolve political issues.
The Questions.
What a country, such attacks.
This story has been told to young cadres "olds", for a long time
in the municipal administration of internal affairs of the city as a lesson
to the topic of disagreement and citizens, and police officers.
A small preface. In 1988, it appears in the spring, there was a seizure.
of the family of musicians Ovechkin, their ensemble, if I do not
It was called "The Seven Simeons". After these events in all the cities
and the weights of the country spread the order of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the USSR concerning further
to prevent any further similar and tough measures in relation to the
and the "admitted" employees. There was an order, of course.
Our city.
A few months later, the events described occurred.
In our town to one of the remote areas was only one route.
trolley buses and a couple of bus routes. And here, some late evening in
The last trolleybus takes a gentle man and quietly.
He goes. But after a few minutes, he decides to ask the number.
The trolley bus, which receives the passenger's answer that the trolley bus is not the one,
The one he needs and does not reach the area he needs. Necessary man
The trolley bus, as explained by the driver, is no longer foreseeable. The man,
Not being quite adequate, he begins to cuddle in front of the driver, saying,
Cheerleader, what are you sorry for? The driver explained polently.
Routes and harm of alcohol in large amounts
Meaning sent to...
And then the man finally demolishes the roof, he pulls a knife out of his pocket
The trolleybus is seized, the driver and passengers are hostages.
The requirement is to drive this trolley bus to the area he needs.
One of the passenger aunts, seeing the knife, exhausted and begins to break.
In the door, the driver on the machine door opens, and a aunt with a scream
"They kill!" is taken in the night. However, it is not permanent, but
He turns to the phone-automat twists 02 and screams at the phone, which is
The final stop of the trolley bus number is an armed criminal
He took the driver and passengers hostage and threatened to kill them all.
unless their requirements are met. Without further explanation
He throws the tube and now finally dissolves in ignorance.
Now, dear readers, imagine the reaction of the guard who listened.
This tyrant. Remember the preface. No, not to be quietly sent.
the patrol crew, see what’s going on, starts feverishly
to name all the bosses and report the situation, e-snow, s
The brain is in a stressful state. and the servant,
The leaders remember the orders. Opportunities to work in
National farm, or in the best case in a dog breeder for the Polar
The Circle. An alarm is issued, a quiet panic begins.
In the trolley bus. The driver and passenger start talking.
our "terrorist-amateur" don't fool, put "kings" and roll
but because they are afraid to stumble at the knife,
It lasts long.
At the same time, in the municipality, they raise all those involved in the
The law enforcement agencies are considering the creation of an operational headquarters.
the release of hostages and the capture of "the thief".
To the place of events with the order "Do not contact, block the area, do not
Risk the life of the hostages!!" are presented from 10
patrol crews (of all special forces and OMONs then not yet
There were several ambulances and fire cars.
Back to the Tolleybus. The driver and the passenger are bored.
Proposals to go out and drink somewhere else do not find a response. I was driving,
Finally, he knocks a man in a bite, "armed
The criminal" goes into a state of knock-out. When he woke up,
while smashing the sludge, long tells the driver and passenger about
a failed life, a wife-pile, a maid-sterva, friends-alkasha, those,
Feeling excited, they listen. What is happening around is not noticed. The rest
The hostages", laughing out, have long gone apart by the houses.
The ring of the police around the trolleybus is gradually tightening. Arrived
leadership for the purpose of personal leadership of the capture operation, appear
The KGBs. An operational headquarters is being formed.
And here the doors of the trolley bus open, the driver and the passenger come out.
Those who drag onto themselves "terrorist" and whisper: "It is a shameful idiot, where
How does it work?" During this process, the lights are sharply turned on.
several cars, a terrifying scream from the metovskiy matyughalnik
Throw the weapons, face down to the ground, hands on the head!!!" The worshipers
The driver and passenger roll to the ground, "terrorist", losing support, falls
by Sam. All three are hanged for prevention in order to avoid possible
resistance pizzas...leaves, decorate with handcuffs and loose for
proceedings at the management.
The situation was clarified through surveys of its participants.
The result was, when all the disassembly ended and all stopped roasting, then,
that the "terrorist" was sentenced for hooliganism, conditional truth,
Officer dismissed in front of trolleybus driver and man-passenger
apologized politely, thanking for the assistance in the arrest.
The criminal.
History is not forgotten :)