Jen006: The second-class son had a quarrel with a friend. They haven’t spoken for a couple of weeks, they’ve been sending SMS. The peak of the confrontation was the son’s SMS: "ha-ha, I put your review on YouTube dislike! You are!"
At their age, we were in the yard. Oh, the times and the morals!

I don’t understand how you can get second in biathlon if you have a gun with you.
The ammunition is 6.
zzz: No one cancelled the stick attacks, soldiers!

What can be free medicine for everyone is not so bad.

Yes it is so. Only in practice such free medicine turns into the fact that someone votes to ban the adoption of sick children by foreigners, and then this person goes to be treated abroad. Yes, for money, not for free medicine.

<Mr. Chpock> To the word about the quality of shoes. On the third day, after walking through the snowy city, I, climbing the stairs, stripped the remains of my feet from my shoes.

P – Pedagogy

...to teach a child the difference between "I want" and "I need". Otherwise problems arise afterwards. For example: "I want my grandmother at the next table. I need me. I need to work."
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There is no “need” in the world. And it is necessary to teach the fact that every desire rests on some "need", and nothing more. And as you understand things beyond your nose, develop that connection.
I want to walk, but I want to eat more.
I want that drunk girl out, but I want to walk freely more.
Then you understand that you do not clean up in the room, but you want to sit clean and not sneeze from dust.
That you do not grow potatoes in the country in the sweat of your face, but you just want it, and you do not need to attract those who have other hobbies.
That you want a car, and as you throw all the people behind it "need", you don't want it.
You do not have to invent a higher force called “need” (unless, of course, you do not want to invent it; but in this case, as with the rest of the hoodies, pretend what you pay for).

Trade about fish:
Mankuzo: If you don’t look at the head, you’re a normal fish.
maxnicol: I and people know a lot of such: normal - if you do not pay attention to the head.

The bad day? I made coffee in the morning. Hand-smelted, cooked, poured into a bowl and poured into a dishwasher, washed the bowl and turka, put it in the closet, got the milk jelly from the refrigerator and the table of the village and fixed-where coffee.

user review about the game: "bla-bla-bla, cool game, bla-bla-bla, the author is great! thank you! Blessed and Blessed"
The author’s response: I’m not great. I am at least a motorcycle.

For the arbitrary departure from grandfather and grandmother, the court sentenced Kolobk to a year of correctional work in bowling.

Trap of hands

A colleague told her how her wallet was pulled out of her bag.
“I go,” he says, “to the subway car through a dense stream of passengers coming out of it. The daughter – she was already an adult at the time – was a little behind. I sat down on a free spot, as Nastya cried out from the door of the car, waving my wallet - Mommy! When will you stop walking with your bag open?! to
It turns out, when I was entering the car, a meeting woman skillfully pulled out of my bag a wallet. Nadia walked a little behind me and saw it. Without stopping, she took the wallet out of the thief’s hand.

Holop comes to the baron and says:
Barin, the holops are tired of beating and beating. We will hold a rally against you. You agree?

The whole class voted to prove that Stirlitz danced at the ball with Natasha Rostova. The minority headed by the teacher is ashamed.

- Okay, if cats treat, then why is one on my chest all the time and the other on the battery?
Well how. One treats your mental injuries and inner pain, and the other - utilities and public health services.

Do I think the deputies can go? And the slogan came up with "I promise to promise the most of all".