This story happened in Perm on January 18, 2019. At the police station, a call came from a young boy.

The child in tears asked that they "take his parents and put them in jail because they are behaving badly." The officer tried to find out what exactly happened to the boy at home. But the child was literally hysterical, so his words were incomprehensible. The police decided to go to the scene. The address was by the boy.

The police opened a young woman, the mother of the child. She and her husband were confused and did not understand why the police called them. The officers searched the apartment and found a boy standing in the corner. At home it was calm.

From the conversation with the parents, the police found out that their son wanted to get a chocolate. But he was rejected because he did not clean his toys. As a result of the parents' protest, the child's demands became hysterical. The boy thought of calling the police. He explained his behavior as follows: "I wanted my mom and dad to be taken to the department, and I could get the chocolate and eat."

According to the boy’s father, they played criminals and policemen several times with their son. The father simulated calls on the numbers "02" and "112", so the child remembered and managed to independently contact the police.

Such a ridiculous and at the same time ridiculous situation forced employees to close their eyes to the false call and not to fine the family.

I am on a wedding trip. "Well wedding and wedding, many get married, nothing unusual," I thought until this day.

The bride calls and promises that they will take a loan for the wedding, but since the bridegroom is not given, she will take over.

What amount of loan did you decide to take? Something I stunned so much that it became difficult to think about. I ask

I don’t know why you’re so worried, Lily. The guests will give money, with them we will repay most of the loan and everything will be fine. The bride explains.

The half? ! to In the credit? ! to Two days of play? ! to Yes, for your soul, for this money you can buy a car, sit down in the rest and take a vacation to the Caribbean, mill! And even if the marriage breaks out, you will at least have a car left! Wake up, mother, you are creating a wild thing where your bridegroom does not put any fucking money into this feast! Well, you want a loan for a wedding, so take the amount that you can "pull" or take equal amounts of loan. It makes sense to take pollamas on this matter, and also on yourself, and on the condition that your husband, in any case, will have nothing to do with this duty.

No is! We love each other and Dima said he would make payments too! Well, they don’t give him a loan because the ZP is small, so what to do now? ! to And I only have a dress worth 70,000 + his suit + spending on a restaurant, a photographer, an operator, a limousine and a tamada! He also invests in the wedding - he will go to buy tapes, balls and cake. Well, plus for the wedding, I do not call the poor and they will give normal amounts, and we will close the loan.

and hm. Thank you, of course, for not considering me a poor man. Exactly what amounts should the dear guests give to your wedding?

A thousand, twenty-four thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand, a thousand.

I'm sorry, but I can't come to you, I don't have such a gift.

Say that you are sorry for money and you are just jealous! The bride shouted and dropped the phone.



how to react to this. But I’m glad that I saved 10,000 on a gift for this wedding.)

I was once asked in comments how old I am. I replied, I was removed. Do I need to grow up quickly or take the time off, or how?:D

How old are you, if not a secret?

No, I won’t buy it for the second time.

While undergoing treatment in a hospital with a diagnosis of "gaymoritis", I met in the corridor with a girl who was also treated in the ENT department. We talked about everything and about swimming in the swimming pool as well. She so passionately advised at least once to dive into the icy water that she always did it and that before entering the hospital she had been morching with friends. Everything would be nothing, but the drainage tube from her forehead caused some doubts about the benefit for me of this procedure.

My uncle last saw his passport in the summer of 2017. The family's forces conducted two searches in 2017 and 2018. Five people twice turned the whole house up. The search was futile. The passport disappeared.

To understand my uncle and why he just didn’t go for a new passport, the man is extremely unpopular, when he thinks of walking around the offices, a cold steam comes out on his back.

Summer of 2018. My uncle gives me a flower store and asks me to give it to the lombard. I can’t, I don’t have a passport. Upon arriving at the Lombard, the devil rushed to ask me if they didn’t have any falling passport. And what happens? The girl asks the name in the passport, leaves for 5 minutes and takes out her uncle’s passport that he left here more than a year ago. I ask :

Why didn’t they just call? You have all the data.

Called several times.

I ask my uncle:

You were called. Which hero did you not take the phone?

Well, some left numbers are called.



Thanks to the girls from the three-digit golden net.

When I buy honey and listen to fairy tales that there is no gram of sugar added, I say, "Oh, okay, I buy a person with a deadly allergy to sugar, from sweet only honey can be."

And immediately the show begins, like, “No, well, maybe a drop, little.”

And only one said, “Let him come and eat my honey with me.” Now I only buy it from him.

It’s just your own dog, your friend as a human being. The other dogs did not take such obligations on themselves.

Sam was very much waiting.
and waited.
When they have lost hope. Nine years of waiting - and suddenly pregnancy!
Sam was fed by the love of his parents. Even slightly overfed. is blurred.
Mother of Samy - Lily - a childhood girl. I saw a lot of hardness and little love. Lily loved the Sevon for herself and for him.
Father Grish is a child from a large family.
Grisha was very loved, but he grew up as a caterpillar, because his parents desperately earned a living for a large family.
Grisha and her brothers grew almost in the yard. The court taught Grish a lot, showed his place in society. Not a leader, but not a servant. Strong, confident and self-aware.
Grishin’s parents waited for the Seven with no less passion. Even more though! The first grandson.
They cried under the windows of the nursery over the blue ball in the window that Lily showed from the second floor.
Seven are five now. Paul the sixth.
Sam turned out to be an intelligent but outspoken child. And what else with such a concentration of love for one baby?
This weekend I spent with my grandparents.
Lily and Grisha went to the country to wash the house for the summer season
Mr. Sevoko was brought home by his brother Grisha on Sunday. He handed off his nephew with jokes and additions.

Soma was cheerful, ordinary, his mouth sprinkled with chocolate.
In the evening, Lily divided her son for a swim and noticed... two red stripes on the pop. Traces of the belt.
Lily’s hands were cold.

Liam did not listen to his tongue.

Oh yes mom.

What happened to Grandpa and Grandpa?

And what happened? I did not understand Sam.

Are you beaten?

and yes. I jumped from the back of the couch. Grandpa said once. and two. Then the sofa broke. I barely gave Murphy. For the third time my grandfather beat me. In the Saturday.

Lily was crying. With all the despair he was capable of.
Sam too. I looked at my mother and cried. compassion for myself.

Why didn’t you tell me right away?

I have forgotten.

Lily realized that Sam, because of his age, did not give this event special importance. He was hurt more than hurt.
Lily was hurt. very painful. The heart hurt. The Circle.
Lily jumped out into the kitchen where Grisha ate dinner.

“Sema won’t go to your parents anymore,” she cut off.

This week?

In general. never ever.

Why is? Grisha has stumbled.

Your father beat my son.

Did he beat?

I gave a belt.

And for what?

In what sense “for what”? What’s the difference “for what”? Is it so important? For what? Grisha, he was beating him!! by REMEM! Lily shouted, almost hysterically.

“Lila, I was scolded all my childhood like a goat and nothing. not died. I’ll tell you more: I’m even happy about it. And thanking my father. We were all ripped. We are a generation of crooked asses, but that’s not deadly!

Are you for domestic violence? Do I understand correctly? She clarified with a steel voice.

I want you not to make this a tragedy. Less than a mouth. I’ll call my father, I’ll find out, I’ll tell him not to punish Sevk anymore. Let me tell you that we are against. and calm.

Are we against it or is it not deadly? Lily could not calm down.

The belt is the best way to communicate, Lily. The fastest and most effective. It was the belt that explained to me the danger to my health of smoking in garages, fighting at school, stealing apples from other people’s gardens. It was the belt that explained to me that it was not possible to burn fires on turf swamps.

What about the words??? Wouldn’t the words come to you??? Has no one tried?

Words explain everything else. For example, you can’t eat candy before soup. But if I eat, nobody will die. And if I burn turf, I will smoke and steal, it is a crime. Therefore, the belt is like a crying sign. Not just “can’t.” It can not!!! to

Fuck these signs!

“Lila, there was no juvenile justice in our time, and when I was raped, I didn’t think of revenge on my father. I thought I would no longer do what I was punished for. Father’s education is an hour before going to bed. He came from work, ate dinner, burst out for offenses, and immediately came to kiss before going to bed. I adored my father. God made it. I loved my mother more than her, who was kind and supporting.

Grisha, do you hear yourself? You say that beating children is the norm. You say it, just in other words.

Everyone is a psychologist for themselves. Psychologist and pedagogue. And everybody will tell you in the magazine "Split Raditors" about what kind of mental trauma a child is hit by the pope. And I, as the carrier of this poop, officially declare: no one. No one, Lily, was injured. Even the opposite. The longer the bruises hurt, the longer the lessons are remembered. So slow down the turn. Sam goes to her beloved grandpa and grandmother.

After I negotiate with them.

Lily sat down, looking at one point.

I understood. You are not against domestic violence.

I am against violence. But there are exceptions.

That is, if there are exceptions, you will hit Sam.

Exactly so. I will hit you too. If there are exceptions.

There was a heavy silence in the kitchen. It could be cut into portions, so tight and tangible it was.

What are exceptions? She quietly asked Lily.

of different. If I find you with a lover, for example. Or I come home and you, well I don’t know, you sleep drunk and the child is abandoned. A clear example? Sam is scratching. If, for example, he will go to the railway station alone and without demand, if one day he comes home with extended pupils, if... I don’t know... he will kill an animal...

What animal?

Any kind of animal, Lily. Remember when he walked on a sandal at two years old? and killed. He played it and then killed it. He was very small. I understood nothing. And if he does the same at eight years old, I will take him off with the belt.

Grisha, you can’t beat children. The women. Can’t you understand?

Who said this? Who is? What kind of expert? The belt is the shortest and most accessible way of communication. We are all fooled, you know? And no one died from it, but they grew up and became good people. It is an argument. And a society plunged into the dungeons of fictional grotesque rules, when a child can file a lawsuit against parents, is nonsense. Wake up, Lila, we are in Russia. Finland is far away.

Lily was silent. Grisha brought a plate with dinner.

I hope you understood me correctly.

and hope.

Lily quietly left the kitchen, went into the room to Sam.

He played as a constructor.

Sam had different toys, even dolls, and there were no soldiers. Lily hated violence, and did not want to see it even in toys.

A soldier is a warrior. A warrior is a fight. Fighting is pain and violence.

Grisha means that sometimes fighting is a defense. Lily wants to say that in a civilized society there are enough verbal battles. These are two polar points of view that are not compatible within the same family.

Will we go swimming? I asked Sam.

The water has already cooled, now I will heat it.

When is the first number?

The first number? Hm... Well, today is twenty-third... In a week the first. and what?

“My grandfather said that if I go to the balcony alone with the window open, he will send me the first number.

Lily breathed hard.

My grandfather will never sleep again. It will never hit. If that happens, promise it! You will tell me immediately. and immediately!

Lily approached her son, sat down, looked him strictly in the eyes:

Sam is never. Do you hear? Never go alone to a balcony with an open window. It is dangerous! You can fall down. and die forever. Do you understand?

I understood it, Mom.

What did you understand?

You cannot go to the balcony.

It is right! Lily smiled, pleased that she was able to teach her son an important lesson. And why not?

My grandfather wrapped my belt.

In addition, according to our company rules, you should not disclose the amount of your salary to anyone.
In fact, I wasn’t going to be ashamed.