I saw an announcement on Avito:

I reinstall Windows. for food.
P.S No more than three transfers per night.

Capitalism is like this: somebody gets a margin, and somebody gets a hert morse.

Chuck and Gek
I will reveal a terrible secret.
It is a work of the epoch when it was fashionable to encrypt something great in children's names (Vladimir Lenin - Vladimir Lenin, Ouschminald - Otto Yulievich Schmidt on the ice).
So, quite normal names for that period: Chuk - Chukotsky Komsomolets, Hek - Hero of Kamchatka. They were born and lived in the Far East. ;)

1 And after a year the goats and shrimp grew up, which no one had to eat, and they ate all the harvest. Millions died of hunger.
Prefer to die of hunger but not eat goats and shrimp?
1: Yes, the podi simply did not calculate the harvesting capacity - they were prepared grain harvesting combinations, not sardines. And with the time missed - the goose is early.