>> He’s heard that there’s some such technology, let’s say XML. He worked in the company, and at the next table was a guy who knew something about XML there. This is already written in the resume - XML.

OP-OP, now I know what else can be added to my resume!

My family is on vacation by car. Father in the driver, mother in the front passenger and a five-year-old son in the back. This son pulled out of his nose a fatty goat and pushed into his mouth.
What do you do, you can’t eat chickens!
Dad: let him eat, or the whole salon will get dirty!

I decided to bring my girlfriend home for the first time. And I live in a private house, large - three "corpuses" connected with each other by small transitions. I tell her, you say, while you go here, and I take a shower.
Within 15 minutes I got out of the shower, the sms came. From a girl. “Maax, I’m standing here in a corridor, there are two ficus, a big window and a table that’s cracked, fun. Tell me where I am and how to get to you?and "
Now I have to paint a map. for the visitors.

From opennet, discussion of the new google:
In general, from the point of view of the Chromebook, I can confidently say that Samsung has not two, but three designers - one holds the MacBook Air, the other circles, the third makes another billion small coins.

This fool is watching movies and series in English, and when someone comes, he clamps his nose and translates it with a disgusting accent.

I also thought yesterday that I was sober until today.

My husband has a bag. When he wakes up, he begins to sneeze desperately. I get up before him. Accordingly, when I hear the chiche in the bedroom, I immediately bring him a cup of coffee.
Yesterday he said:
I have a wife! I don’t have time to sneeze – immediately fresh coffee serves.
The fucking...

Today at the post office. A 3-year-old girl asks her mom: “When will we leave here?”
Mom: "Never..."

of Latvia. Interview with a colleague from Norway (both builders):
I: Listen, are you not robbed in Norway?
Norwegian: Why, they are stealing, of course!
First they build, then they steal.
First they steal, then they build. For what remains.

You will not argue! and :)

The little son came to his father and asked the crumb:
What’s good and why do you mind everyone?

How do you usually get to your hometown: by train or by plane?
WOW: In general, if I have time, then on the train, and if I...
Zzz: and if there is money, then on the plane

Montserrat Caballé in Yekaterinburg suffered a micro stroke.
She has not seen Voronezh yet.