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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11467
 21.10.2008
xxx, fuck you guys
XXX: I have broken up the collar.

#YYY entered the chat.

XXX: and fucking sprinkled on my entire keyboard (
XXX: I’ve gotten it out on time.
X: I thought it was all.
YYY: x_x fuck you are...

#yyy- left the chat.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11466
 21.10.2008
xxx: I clean the contact sheet. if you want to communicate with me send "yes", if you do not want to - send"no"
YYYYYYYYYY

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11465
 21.10.2008
Finns played with Finns.
The Finns have lost :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11464
 21.10.2008
This was the first time I had a spermogram analysis. A young sympathetic nurse handed a glass bowl, took it to a small office, where from the furniture only a chair and a table on which lay several porn magazines. “Well, when you’re done, I’m in the next door,” she said smiling and left me alone. A chopped chair, blurred magazines, constant steps and voices in the hallway, and the door unlocked to the key did not act very excitingly. I had to give the analysis. I began to browse the magazine to get excited...After a few minutes I caught myself in the thought that I was just sitting and enthusiastically reading.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11463
 21.10.2008
Why do we call people we don’t understand crazy and people who don’t understand us fools?
Therefore all fools think that there are fools around them, and all fools think that there are fools around them.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11462
 21.10.2008
"29430 (saved 2008-10-17 at 18:45)
Here's how many fools thought to push a bulb into their mouth and speak uselessly, and wondering who's been to bring the enabled vacuum cleaner to the eye.

Those fools, fools like you, have to be put on.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11461
 21.10.2008
xxh: Recently fully realized the concept of "Globalization"
A professor of physics told an anecdote he read in a weekly newspaper.
In this anecdote, I (like half the audience) learned a quote from BOR with horror.
XHH: My quote...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11460
 21.10.2008
I recently published my school diary for 2nd grade.
Killed 2 records by different teachers in 1 day:

"In the lesson of drawing sing"

"In the music class I danced"

Freeman

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11459
 21.10.2008
~ Sharp ~
Shash went for lunch. I buy cakes in the shell.
There is a grandmother seller.
Years somewhere 65-70
the spices are called 'sunnychka'
I’m going, I say 'Sunshine sunsets'
I’ve never seen such a gorgeous look on women of such a respectable age.

~ Sharp ~
I can’t look quietly at these spots.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11458
 21.10.2008
She: Yes, I have a striped leaflet, a striped maika and I'm a seamen - I'm lucky with the rhythm :)
he: mda... once two three four five - from childhood with rhythm I am a friend...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11457
 21.10.2008
27667 (saved 2008-10-12 at 22:10)
Ivan: Yesterday there was a game on psychology, to find a consensus on what to take on a shipwreck. In the end, they decided to drown Galli first.

I am a psychologist. I have often come to this conclusion during training. But some went further.
They decided that in order to drown, you need to take a stone with you. Then they realized that one thing will not be limited... When the stones began to be lacking for everyone (the limit of things - 12, people in the group - 15) they came up with a brilliant thing - the first thing to take on the table another table, then you can take 23 stones with you! In any case...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11456
 21.10.2008
I remember the case...I went to the military department on Wednesday to the medical commission.Well, I stand in line to the surgeon, all as usual.Aunt and a guy fit here.Aunt enters the office, and the guy stays at the door.After 10 seconds from the office, with a loud voice (almost a scream):"Hey, we don’t need this cockroach!!He has three trials!I won’t put him in my office!!Give him it!and "
Everything is hysterical, except this guy =)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11455
 21.10.2008
Let’s take a look at this quote and see if the admins actually make the rating of the quotes themselves!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11454
 21.10.2008
from life. In the words of my brother.
I’m sitting at a lecture on economics. Prepod - such an important Jew - has long put some formulas on the board.
As a result, the result does not coincide with the desired, he begins to look for the error and grit:
Here, in the formula of demand, I lied.
Suddenly, everyone in the audience quieted and I could hear from the back of the room screaming:
Oh, you are an old dude.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11453
 21.10.2008
Q1: I want to sleep.
Doctorr: What did you do at night?
La1m: I had sex with a woman all night. I haven’t seen her for a long time.)
Doctorr: Why did you not sleep at all?
La1m: Only calmed up at 7 in the morning))))..
Did she not sleep either?? to
La1im: 0_o!!!!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №11452
 21.10.2008
I remember when I was in Tula and decided to go to the communication salon for money to throw. Go to the cashier. A friend says:
Can I put it on the MTS?
and no.
Why is?
It’s too big and we can’t just put it on it!
I slowly slip and my friend starts to red.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11451
 21.10.2008
From the ASCII.

He is :
The girls are going there.)
She is :
How much cost?
He is :
Well, I didn’t measure a second... for a long time.
He is :
Fuck, you’re about the price, for free.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11450
 21.10.2008
Girls (if you are really female faces)!!! When you write:
I am smart, beautiful, kind and nobody loves me".
I really want to go out!"

Leave, fucking, even if your e-mail. Or don’t write at all.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11448
 21.10.2008
At work in the toilet, the light began to turn on not immediately, with every day time, through which the light is turned on, grows and grows. And if 3 days ago during the lighting I had time to close the door, approach the toilet and stretch the width, then now I have time to add the proud words at the end "I am ready!".

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11447
 21.10.2008
Now he was in the room, took out of the closet his winter sweater with a cap,
I decided to measure, suddenly the girl on Skype called, I was so in a swimsuit and sat down with
to communicate, she dropped me a file "Song about the summer.mp3", I sit talking with her,
I listen to this child’s song... Mom came in, I sit in a jacket, in a cap with a fur,
I listen to a song about summer and talk to the monitor... Now she thinks I smoke.
The grass. and ((

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