@CraB
I bought a big wife, and now I think I have a small one :(

@Stapler
The monitor?

@CraB Yes Yes

On my provider’s website:

Internet provider InterZet offers the champions of the computer game Counter-Strike to organize the passage of service in the army of the Russian Federation virtually, that is, without breaking away from the screen of the home computer. According to the internet provider, the level of tactical training of Counter-Strike champions,, exceeds the training of special units of real troops.

To test this thesis, InterZet organizes a series of paintball competitions between Counter-Strike champions and paintball champions against real army special forces.

According to the results of these matches will be made a proposal for the armed forces of the Russian Federation.

A huge thank you to the people who caught my phone on the escalator in the subway at Pushkinskaya! You’re not only good guys who caught him and passed him up to another row, but you haven’t even dropped the call!
Peter is the greatest man.

We are teenagers of the 21st century. girls, in love with tall anorexic boys with thin legs, boys, in love with boys, girls, like boys, boys, like no girls...we are the propaganda of non-standardity and individuality.

I would like to say good luck to you, the 21st century!
Aputo

NikoLya: And I know you’re shaking...
Go on naked!!! to
NikoLya: you cheated, I seriously... your mother called me... you would at least close the door... and tell her that I cheated her and I will not introduce you lowly :D
Apossum: The...

Fantastic abilities man possessed - from the basements of the Gestapo left, hypnotized the guard, people's thoughts read at a distance, his inspired anyone, the future predicted...This is only unclear - why in the film every time they knock on his door, asks "Who is there?"...